Futanari Day is May 1st. On this day, everyone gets fucked by a futanari women whether they realize it or not. If you have a girlfriend, fiance, or wife, they'll become a futa.
Dale: Oh hey there, Diana-...why do you have a cock...?
Diana: Because it's Futanari Day sweetheart~
Dale:...oh. I'm not complaining one bit~
Diana: Because it's Futanari Day sweetheart~
Dale:...oh. I'm not complaining one bit~
by Diesel The White-Tailed Buck April 10, 2022
Melvin: when did I grow this Afro? I'm having a Fro Day and I need to get a haircut.
Devin: dude, your hair has been tht ugly forever. We've all been waiting for this Fro Day.
Devin: dude, your hair has been tht ugly forever. We've all been waiting for this Fro Day.
by Shawty b u f f <3 June 30, 2011
Casey, Mike, Bam, Rob and James always made time for Laundry Day. Sometimes they would do laundry 3 or 4 times in the same day.
by Rexlba March 30, 2021
1:"Yay, it's election day."
2:"Who are you voting for? Trump or Clinton?"
1:"Hasn't Clinton already been president."
2:"No, I'm pretty sure that was Bill."
1:"Well it seemed to me like she was president back then"
2:"Who are you voting for? Trump or Clinton?"
1:"Hasn't Clinton already been president."
2:"No, I'm pretty sure that was Bill."
1:"Well it seemed to me like she was president back then"
by Mr. U. Dictionary November 06, 2019
People that get together on Valentines Day to only have sex.... A day based more on sex than love...Valentines Day booty call
He's gonna come over on Sexentines Day and we're just gonna fuck.
We celebrate Sexentines Day by fucking.
We celebrate Sexentines Day by fucking.
by kelredhed February 14, 2010
December 2nd, “Ditch day” for all high schoolers.
by Sishhhk October 29, 2019
Seems like an important world holiday, but it's just a big load of bullshit, where companies profit off of those people who are insane enough to buy their girlfriend/spouse $400 Digital Cameras or iPods. On this day, your romantic abilities are proportional to the size of your bank account.
Also known to make single people more depressed and angry. One of the stupidest holidays of our pop culture that just encourages thoughtless relationships and big spending.
Symbolizes everything that is wrong and superficial about our culture today.
Also known to make single people more depressed and angry. One of the stupidest holidays of our pop culture that just encourages thoughtless relationships and big spending.
Symbolizes everything that is wrong and superficial about our culture today.
Jim: OMG Valentine's Day is tomorrow!!!!!
Joey: That's nice.
Jim: I'm going to buy my girlfriend a new phone, and jewelry, and money, and gift cards, and candy, and a new car, and...
Joey: I may be single, but if I wasn't, I would appreciate my girlfriend for the whole year, not just for one day in February.
Joey: That's nice.
Jim: I'm going to buy my girlfriend a new phone, and jewelry, and money, and gift cards, and candy, and a new car, and...
Joey: I may be single, but if I wasn't, I would appreciate my girlfriend for the whole year, not just for one day in February.
by l1011tristar17 February 09, 2010