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Post Test Clarity

When all your higher brain functions return upon the completion of a test and you realise how much of a disappointment you are.
Ace: Man that test was so easy for me! How'd you go?

Walt: ...I just had the biggest Post Test Clarity ever...I want to die.
by COKE AND COLA February 22, 2022
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Lamp post thursday

by mjryan06 February 8, 2010
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Post-Nut Munchies

That great feeling of hunger you get when you finish spamming your ham, debugging your hard drive, or any other act of that nature.
Friend 1: Ahh man, I just got done wanking my willy and I am super hungry. I have the post-nut munchies
Friend 2: What the fuck
by PackedRaccoon June 29, 2022
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Wall Post Theory

The Wall Post Theory states that the probability of someone hooking up with a particular individual is directly correlated to the number of Facebook wall posts made by that individual.

The Text Message and Poke Corollaries state the same for text messages and Facebook pokes. This correlation is even stronger but not as useful due to the lack of publicly available information.
I saw her facebook - he was all over her wall and
I said, "Yo, who was that?" "Oh, he's just a friend"
Don't gimme that, don't ever gimme that
Jus' bust this

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend

~ Biz Markie if he knew the Wall Post Theory
by wallposttheory July 26, 2010
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perpetual posting machine

Someone that answers their own post in an endless loop babble filled post
Dennis went full perpetual posting machine when he was questioned about being a real Wizard
by ShillBilly March 18, 2021
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Post Poop Clarity

When you have a bowel movement so gargantuan that it gives you a moment of clarity to reflect on your diet
“Bro what’s up with Jeff?”
Oh nothing, he’s just going through post poop clarity.”
by Poop handler June 3, 2023
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Post-Gothic Christianity

Post-Gothic Christianity is a multicultural, all inclusive, especially considering Black Christian traditions in North America, philosophical construction of Christianity that is especially uniquely artistic and individual in scope. Occasionally artists who are Post-Gothic as Christians will include Post-Gothic Christianity as part of their artistic ouevre, including celebrities like Kanye West, a black billionaire who is both a musician and an entrepreneur.

Post-Gothic Christianity is not necessarily theological, it is also artistic, poetic , individualistic, and subjective in height. Post Gothic Christianity is oftentimes ironic in scope, political in purpose, and it is purposefully completed by it’s flaws, including the flawed subject of Post-Gothic Christianity, mostly centered and constructed in the 21st century. Post-Gothic Christianity is prominent especially for questioning the white supremacy of all historical Christian traditions, and the “Arian” beginnings of the Christian Church, in Rome, especially concerning the German 'Goths', whom developed Gothic Christianity.

Contemporary Romans by and large are more accepting of Post-Gothic Christianity, on the whole, than they are of Gothic Christianity.

The theory and practice of Post-Gothic Christianity is being actively developed today, and has been well documented within the musical tradition called 'Gospel', largely produced by African Americans in the United States.
If you were into post-gothic christianity, you might be not be so racist, bro!
by CoaltownBrown October 31, 2021
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