tard status

-a describing words for someone who does something incredibly stupid or looks ridiculous or dumb.

'Oh my god, that outfit is tard status'

by bananananamana. October 22, 2007

Hot-tard

A hot guy or girl who is a real dumbass!

He is such a hot-tard!

by Boogiesbaby June 16, 2015

Scaredy Tard

Someone who is overly paranoid of people attacking them in real life that they think that if said person satirizes them or writes about them or mentions their OCs by name that they're being stalked and harassed, when in actuality they can't handle opinions or satire and don't belong online. They're paranoid enough to post hate journals about people they think are stalking them and retarded enough to not understand satire.

That Emily is such a Scaredy Tard.

by MM132 September 07, 2019

Tard-Old

Tard-Old: A term defined by reaching an age in which you no longer contain coherence in your everyday speach, often accompanied with memory loss and loss of bowell control.

Jeremy: Your Great Grandmother is still alive?

Jarod: I guess if you consider someone that is Tard-Old living...

by KillaNeptune April 20, 2011

RE TARD

Brian Mcgolpin 34 exmouth way Birkenhead is whats known as a full retard

A RE TARD deaf club footed stuttering nonce name Brian Mcgolpin is whats known as a full retard

by foot of the club October 24, 2019

Street-tard

A person who does not have the brain capacity for common sense but is still good at school.

Hey Bridget stop fucking talking you street-tard.

by February 25, 2022

Go!Tard

A person who uses GoAnimate (now known as Vyond) too much.

“If you don’t like my content, then GTFO. This channel isn’t for you, Go!Tard.

by BagelVargas July 08, 2022