When you kick a bitch with a soccer ball to the race and she replies:” wOulD yOu liKE 2 gEt hiT WiTH a hAmMeR?!?!?!?!”
Person1:Bro I kicked the soccer ball to Hammer Girls face.
Person2: Did Hammer Girl say the thing
Person1: Yea Hammer girl said the thing
Person2: Did Hammer Girl say the thing
Person1: Yea Hammer girl said the thing
by JustARandomUserBro September 5, 2023
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The dropping of the hammer should always be used with great discretion.
The dropping of the hammer should always be used with great discretion.
1. Guy: Why are you so ugly?
Girl: Same reason your penis is so small.
Random witness: *raises hand over head as if holding a hammer* "THE HAMMER!"
2. Randy has been dropping hammers all day.
Girl: Same reason your penis is so small.
Random witness: *raises hand over head as if holding a hammer* "THE HAMMER!"
2. Randy has been dropping hammers all day.
by JD4thebest October 25, 2012
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Peisbel: What the Fizzle hammer????!?!?!
Heather: Ugh, I know right???
Peisbel: What the Fizzle hammer????!?!?!
Heather: Ugh, I know right???
by flulaborg August 30, 2023
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I pulled off Operation Midnight Hammer with the ol' lady last night, and gave her the ol' Bunker-Buster.
by El Guapo Blanco June 22, 2025
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A 'Velvet Hammer' is a MAN who has the ability to beat someone senseless, but acts and dresses like an eloquent gentleman rather than a normal thug.
Somewhat similar to the 'Cultured Thug'
A 'Velvet Hammer' is a MAN who has the ability to beat someone senseless, but acts and dresses like an eloquent gentleman rather than a normal thug.
Somewhat similar to the 'Cultured Thug'
"That gentleman in the Armani suit turned out to be a real Velvet Hammer whenever that big brawl broke out in the club."
by Jackyjim January 8, 2022
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Get the Bang bang wit da hammer mug.A sex position very similar to doggy-style, but with two they/not them's. Strap-ons are not allowed and if there is no penis involved, too bad.
Mason: Yeah, Todd and I Austin Hammered last night.
Callum: Oh my God, did you like it?
Mason: I mean, sorta, they didn't have a cock so it was kind of just not them grinding on me.
Callum: Oh my God, did you like it?
Mason: I mean, sorta, they didn't have a cock so it was kind of just not them grinding on me.
by OMG YOUR COCK IS SO GIRTHY AND September 7, 2021
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