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Meat hammer

Very few men are born with the meat hammer but it is when the head of their penis is extremely huge compared to the rest of the penis
I’m tired from carrying around my meat hammer
by Meat hammer 🔨 May 28, 2019
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Code Hammer

kōd ˈhamər

1. A code hammer is a developer/engineer who is very good at solving very specific problems, but is otherwise unable to help with the development process due to either a lack of vision, a lack of interest, or is just overwhelmed by the scope of a project.

2. A code hammer is a developer/engineer who helps their dumbest friend solve problems they should really know how

to solve themselves.
My buddy Josh is a real "code hammer" I give him a task and he solves it no problem; but I ask for ideas on the project and he's all shoulders.
by MrGaud August 28, 2022
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tv hammer

The tool of choice when you decide you don't want your TV anymore. The TV is put out of its misery by means of smashing.
Ugh! Fucks News again? Time to cancel the cable and get the TV hammer.
by ManMan36 October 3, 2016
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Hammer

To be considered one an individual must be able to accomplish back breaking work by no help; muscular body; big penis; crazy individual
He retired and still went back to work that man is a "HAMMER" toughest out there.
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Thor's Hammer

An act of masturbation in which a male individual grips the shaft of his erect penis in one hand, leaving the head exposed. Then, the other hand is balled into a fist, and forcefully smashes the head of the individuals penis, like a hammer.
Oh damn, I shouldn't Thor's Hammer anymore, my boober is starting to turn purple.
by takeitupanacho May 12, 2016
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Hammer

The Dumbest person on the face of the earth. A Hammer gets in people's ways and annoys them while they are trying to work, and, while he is supposed to be working, stands around and acts stupid. If you have someone at your workplace who follows you for the sake of following you, has his hands in his pockets, drills holes in the wrong places, or drops your flashlight and breaks the bulb, and you are on a construction site, it is likely that you are working with a Hammer. If you are a Hammer, you may as well make a career out of stocking shelves at Walmart or being a dishwasher at Denny's.
Hammer, Please go be a moron elsewhere so that I can actually do my own damn job.
by Mr. Wonderfull September 7, 2018
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Packing hammers

Packing hammers is when you pack chew right in the bottom lip till ya can't fit no more
Holy fuck bois let's pack some fucking hammers tonight fucking full sends only! See Jimmy he's just packing hammers
by Jaytime October 11, 2019
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