down the post office

Another way of saying that someone is eternally fucked in any given situation. Mostly because of ones own self detriment
Mclovin drank a four loko and 8 summer shandys, which sent him right down the post office.
by Muffinman16 March 21, 2017
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Wall Post Theory

The Wall Post Theory states that the probability of someone hooking up with a particular individual is directly correlated to the number of Facebook wall posts made by that individual.

The Text Message and Poke Corollaries state the same for text messages and Facebook pokes. This correlation is even stronger but not as useful due to the lack of publicly available information.
I saw her facebook - he was all over her wall and
I said, "Yo, who was that?" "Oh, he's just a friend"
Don't gimme that, don't ever gimme that
Jus' bust this

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend

~ Biz Markie if he knew the Wall Post Theory
by wallposttheory July 24, 2010
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Post Poop Clarity

When you have a bowel movement so gargantuan that it gives you a moment of clarity to reflect on your diet
Bro what’s up with Jeff?”
Oh nothing, he’s just going through post poop clarity.”
by Poop handler June 03, 2023
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Post My Boo

Dec.9th”Pop out with your Boyfriend/Girlfriend or Sneaky link and let the people know who you been boo’d up with.
“Today I will “ post my boo “ since this what y’all been waiting on”
by Goddess112 December 06, 2021
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Post Test Clarity

When all your higher brain functions return upon the completion of a test and you realise how much of a disappointment you are.
Ace: Man that test was so easy for me! How'd you go?

Walt: ...I just had the biggest Post Test Clarity ever...I want to die.
by COKE AND COLA February 22, 2022
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Post-cereal material

Nelly had stomach cramps....she badly needed to get to the bowel bowl to release some post-cereal material.
by Zonal K September 28, 2019
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Post Chi Times

Post chi times refers to the era of existence taking place after the birth of Kymchi. All other moments of time preceding that are now known as “pre chi times” and are infamously known as the darkest times man kind has phased since the creation of orc females. Love live dat Kym dat Chi
1- Wow did you see Formalsan just global king anduin in SW?

2- I did it was insane. Post chi times for sure dude
by Sayaman January 18, 2023
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