Jordan Neely

When Cardi B(iotch) brutally raped homeless crack addict Tyron Biggums because he couldn’t afford to pay for his crack habit and 9 months later she squeezes it out of her WAP.

What’s the name of that homeless violent bum who used to cripple and kill innocent senior citizens in New York City until American hero, Daniel Penny, gently subdued him to protect innocent subway riders of all ages, genders and colors, until he died of a synthetic cannabis overdose? You mean the loser who was cradle to the grave on government assistance and contributed literally nothing to society and we’re all better off without it? Jordan Neely.

by Batman the Punisher December 10, 2024

jordan vallee

Has very large penis always is down to get high and have sex, everybody needs a Jordan Valle in there life.

Jordan Vallee a most honourable person.

by Jacob half December 18, 2015

Jordan

Some creamy loser who is reading gay shit on my couch bitch ass hoe nigga

Jordan is sucking my big godly wiener

by Jaysoniscool69420 April 17, 2023

Jordan

Jordan lives in the USA has short light brown hair with light brown eyes has anger issues and a messed up life he like a girl called Lucy he is very loyal but sometimes cruel but has an amazing sense of humour

Girl1:who is that guy talking to Lucy

Girl2: Lucy says he's loyal and also dangerous he looks kinda cute don't u think

Girl1: yep he does indeed Lucy is so lucky

Girl2: I want a Jordan

by Sniperhunter31 September 3, 2016

Jordan Williams

likes the seahawks, fortnite, and austin

hi there Jordan Williams

by st jacobi January 17, 2020

The Jordan

When you’re getting that dome that goes absolutely ballistic where you need to stretch out with one arm up and saying “holy shit I’m doin the Jordan”

Brian: Was the head good?

Taylor: Yeah that shit made me do the Jordan

by Goofy Shower Boy February 2, 2022

Jordan river float

A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"

Dude, I took that guy on the Jordan river float last night.... hope the bishop doesn't find out.

by Laxanus November 7, 2020