pressed duck

Pressing your dick against a window so it can be seen from the other side of the window.

He showed the people in the restaurant a pressed duck.

by JosephusPhallis March 30, 2021

duck poking

When you put on a yellow plastic duck bill and then poke your gf right in the pooper.

Yo homie I was duck poking the literal shit out of your mom last night!

by Casssass February 28, 2015

Sucker duck

Weak Nibba that talks shit but can't say it in person

There goes Sucker duck talking shit again

by Real_as_bitch👅 April 9, 2019

Unplug the Duck

“Unplug the Duck” is an expression used when asking a colleague to turn off the lights in his office thereby allowing him to leave work early while others may think he is still at work.

The “duck” part of the expression is a reference to its use as a “decoy”, projecting a false appearance.

Carl: "I'm slipping out of the office early, can you “unplug the duck” for me?
Ralph: "No problem. Enjoy your afternoon on the golf course."

by rogueone September 20, 2009

Fuck and duck

When you hook up and duck outta there

Damn bryan way to fuck and duck becky

by 18447939384;7478392/948( March 4, 2017

fuck a duck

fornification with a species of fowl

"he ain't worth the money to go fuck a duck on!"

by Phil January 27, 2005

duck butter

The dry crusty build-up in and around your eyes that is present when waking up in the morning.

Baby, wash that duck butter out of your eyes before you leave the house.

by Karama January 15, 2004