TARD

A TARD is a socially awkward person that suffers from FUCKNUCLE SYNDROME. (INCURABLE)

Look at that FUCKNUCLE over there, what a TARD!

by Marnstar July 30, 2015

Tard

The appearance of a moldy poptart left on the kitchen counter for 1 year.

I forgot to trash a popTARD and it became moldy.

by Bishainator November 13, 2018

tard

Someone who is so stupid, intrusive, and annoying , you can't get away fast enough.

I was talking to Kathy today , that tard just would not let me get away.

by Wayne M. May 17, 2018

Tard

Someone who is beyond stupid. A person could become stupid through no fault of their own. A Tard, however, is never so innocent.

Tard:

- One who revels in their own willful ignorance.

Or, who chooses to remain uniformed about a topic, despite being very emotionally invested in it.

- Someone with a profound lack of sense.

"Dude, did he seriously just mansplain evolution to an evolutionary biologist?"
"Yeah. He's such a Tard."

by Chad Shugecaulk December 27, 2023

tard status

-a describing words for someone who does something incredibly stupid or looks ridiculous or dumb.

'Oh my god, that outfit is tard status'

by bananananamana. October 22, 2007

Hot-tard

A hot guy or girl who is a real dumbass!

He is such a hot-tard!

by Boogiesbaby June 16, 2015

Street-tard

A person who does not have the brain capacity for common sense but is still good at school.

Hey Bridget stop fucking talking you street-tard.

by February 25, 2022