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the turtle and the hare

A sex position in which one partner tries cum exceptionally quickly, but takes a break until the other partner cums first.
Amanda is so nice because she does the turtle and the hare with Jake, giving him as much time as he needs.

hidden turtle 

When you're trying to poop but it doesn't want to come out so you have to force it.
It took me over an hour to get that hidden turtle out.

orange turtle 

A turtle that has been raped by Donald trump
I feel bad for orange turtles
orange turtle by haydenpotato November 13, 2016

Mine Turtle 

A super cute and friendly turtle that blows up when you step on it. It is from the ASDFMovies.
Guy 1: Die, mine turtle!
Mine Turtle: Hello!
Mine Turtle by Overloaded47 June 24, 2017

ancient turtle

The one turtle that will rule them all,highly intelligent,likes to make terrible pun and have a hella nice muscle
Damn that guy is an Ancient Turtle for sure
ancient turtle by Nugs92 June 13, 2018

Gut Turtle 

Gut turtle a moniker for gt . The only honorable name this can be stowed upon is a Mitsubishi 3000 GT.
When you drive a Gut Turtle you are driving one of the baddest af cars ever made. When chicks see this car their panties melt and their ready to ride.
Damn did you see that dude in that Gut Turtle. It was fast af...
Gut Turtle by 3 Diamond GT February 11, 2023