fern shuffle

This is the way to walk amongst ferns in the forest as to not make any sound or rustling to alert anyone or anything that you are there. It is done by using the outside of your leg and ankle to push or “swish” the fern to the side while taking a step forward, alternating legs to keep yourself walking forward. This allows you to see and avoid twigs or other things under the fern which may cause a sound to be made.

I wanted to surprise my boyfriend at the cabin so I did the fern shuffle all the way there.

by anonymous January 18, 2025

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fern shuffle

This is the way to walk amongst ferns in the forest as to not make any sound or rustling to alert anyone or anything that you are there. It is done by using the outside of your leg and ankle to push or “swish” the fern to the side while taking a step forward, alternating legs to keep yourself walking forward. This allows you to see and avoid twigs or other things under the fern which may cause a sound to be made.

I wanted to surprise my boyfriend at the cabin so I did the fern shuffle all the way there.

by anonymous January 18, 2025

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Indy shuffle

What you do after you hit the wall head on at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway .

AJ : Here comes Rick .
Mario : Why is he walking like that .
AJ : Oh he has the Indy Shuffle after he stuck his feet into the wall in Turn 2 .
Mario : Should have turned left...

by wonderful world of sports January 24, 2025

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Performative suffering

People who try to use suffering as moral leverage, even while they are currently not suffering themselves, or the suffering is of their own doing.

"Did you hear Bill whining about his issues with women?"

"Didn't he cheat on his girlfriend last Saturday? He can't be serious. This is just performative suffering."

by smms0001 February 24, 2026

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