Honorary step-dad

A biological father who does not behave in accordance with their child's ideal of what their child's real father would behave.

Dad: "Why are you calling me your honorary step-dad?"
Jimbo: "You just don't feel like a real dad to me."

by Lemon Lord November 09, 2019

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Thy Dad is bi

Every time this phrase is used, a puppy dies. Noone can resist the power of it, not even the "no u" nor the "ur granny tranny". When used, it unleashes destruction amongst the opposing party, whom the phrase is unbearable to.

You: "ur mum gay lol"
I, an intellectual: "Thy Dad is bi!"

by ThouBrotherArtMother March 15, 2018

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Skype my dad

A popular phrase in Austin with suspect Canadian origins. Often involves a young blonde man flinging traditionally prepared German schnitzel off of his penis into the mouth of a more senior partner kneeling 10-12 feet away. At the moment of ejaculation the boy is compelled to scream “Good morning Dad!” and the resulting meat scraps and semen are then cleaned up and consumed by both parties, family style. A morning activity, often performed on cobblestone streets in close proximity to work colleagues.

“I don’t usually come to breakfast since it’s the only time I can Skype my dad.”

by aglioolio July 04, 2016

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