mumpty smitch

a stupid bitch with mumps

what a mumpty smitch

by mumpty smitch January 10, 2025

Fountain snatch

A girl that can squirt just by penetrating her COOCHIE

That girls fountain snatch got my bed saturated with her nut after we smashed my bed was all wet . She wouldn’t let me finish cuz her fountain snatch was bout to blow. Good thing her fountain snatch didn’t erupt or my sheets would have been ruined .

by 818King February 24, 2025

Chocolate snatch

A melted chocolate bar in a girl’s pocket

I saw that girl put a chocolate bar in her pocket

She’s going to get chocolate snatch

by Dr jew February 24, 2025

Cadaver Snatch

The rotten pocket where the perineum used to be on troons, made from the foreskins and colons of dead bodies.

"Can you smell that? It's like sardines and yeast. That's Jonathan's cadaver snatch"

by Harry Brown and Earl August 22, 2025

Sacramento Satchel

The act of shoving your to go food up your ass instead of asking for a to go box. Instead, farting out little bites of food for the rest of the day.

“Hey man I’m pretty full, do you wanna get to go boxes?”

“Nah dude, I’m gonna take all my to go food in my Sacramento satchel”

by BabyT5555555 January 3, 2026

lake lick-a-[snatch]y

Clever way to say someone is a lesbian.

I think she's been hanging out at Lake Lick-A-Snatchy

by Jimmy Pete August 9, 2009

Hot as snatch

A term to express excessive heat. The female equivalent to "Hot as balls".

Holy fucking shit is it hot as snatch out today.

by Skimbo Jackson December 30, 2011