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rusty hanger

“Hey Tonya how was your romantic night with Tom?”
“Oh it was good except for the end of the night, he gave me a rusty hanger”
by Jackie540 September 30, 2017
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Rusty Antenna

When a male lays on his back with his diseased penis erect (like and antenna) and gets fucked cowgirl style by a girl, generally a random, drunken slut.
Dude, I saw Erica go in there with Toby and I think they're gonna do the Rusty Antenna.
by gingerspice1398 July 29, 2011
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rusty fist

Katie got ass fucked by John's fist therefore a rusty fist
by lubba lubba21 October 17, 2013
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rusty lining

The opposite of a silver lining. It's finding the bad in a good situation.
Person: I'm so happy man. I got an A+ on the math test!
Person's Friend: Only cuz you cheated
Person: Man, why do you always look for the rusty lining?
Person's Friend: Because it's true
by 1 2 X U November 7, 2015
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rusty hood

The act of receiving fellatio on a public bathroom while your anal sphincter is in close contact with the rusty drain that's totally in every bathroom.
Me: yo Brian did you get any ass last night?
Brian: hell yeah dude that bitch gave me a rusty hood!
by Alex Butthole November 25, 2013
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Rusty Trombone

70+ answers, all repeating the same 3 wrong definitions.

The "ass eating while providing a handy" one comes closest, but it's still wrong.

Life Lesson: Less wrong is still wrong.

The correct answer is: A person giving a blow job while simultaneously reaching one hand, directly & with all due diligence, towards the recipient's reasonably ready & responsive rectum & inserting one or more fingers up the partner's ass, the desired effect being the added enjoyment of a prostate massage during the already pleasurable act of his penis being sucked.

The position & movement resembles the playing of a trombone much better & it's an easier sell should the perspective soloist be a bit hesitant.
Asshole 1: Dude, I was so coked up last night I couldn't even get it up so my nasty ass bitch slipped a couple of fingers up my ass while she was sucking me off & I nutted down her neck in like 3 min.

Asshole 2: Dude, that's called a Rusty Trombone & now you gay AF!

A1: Da'Fuq, ni66a, it was from a chick, so no homo.

A2: Don't matter, fingers up ya ass. Eww, & you enjoyed that gay shit too? You gay, ni66a, just come out, be loud & proud. Man, I don't give a fuck if you love dick, you still a homie. What, I said 'homie', don't start getting all butt hurt with m ... I mean, um, you know just ...
by ChuckgivenoFuck July 20, 2021
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rusty melvin

Front wedgie so hard it leaves a skid mark in the underwear
He suffered from a rusty melvin
by Onestepaway06 December 28, 2016
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