Running Mummy

Go to a graveyard and dig up a woman's corpse who is still fresh but not too fresh. Recommended freshness is around two to three months. Dig up the corpse and take its clothes off. Then proceed to blow into the vagina like you're blowing up a balloon. Blow until you see the skin start to stretch or when you can't blow in anymore. Then run and jump on the dilated stomach. This will cause all internal matter to rush out of the body through the vagina.

Did you see that story on the news about the desecrated corpse? I heard it was a running mummy.

by Jason Edward December 27, 2007

run for the hills

A term used to describe the stereotype of rich people (typically white folks) who run make to their safe communities after doing obligations in less desirable (black dominated, urban) communities based on the cliche of the rich people having the nice homes on the hills while all the poor people are down below.

I bet this guy cant run for the hills fast enough once this is over.

by uncle sam July 8, 2006

run the gauntlet

When you and your mates go to stop by every pub, party, club, so on... in one night while drunk of your head.

"oi cunt wanna run the gauntlet tonight"

by ESHAY! December 3, 2021

running of the bulls

A cruel tradition in Pamplona, Spain, in which bulls are driven down a street with people running in front of them. Only a few of the human participants have been killed in the history of the event, however, every bull that has run through the street has been horrendously stabbed to death in the bull ring. To protest this act of animal cruelty, animal rights activists have started a new tradition: The Running of the Nudes, in which protestors run the route, many without clothes on.

That idiot is going to participate in the Running of the Bulls.

by Bite me October 29, 2003

hit and run

When you jack off and right before climax you stick it in a girls ass, giz, and leave.

I gave that bitch a hit and run.

by fatcat346 June 23, 2003

midnight run

When a man is reciving a blow job from a person. While he is recving anal sex.The male whos giving anal is giving oral to the person giving the blow job

"lets make a fair three some lets have a midnight run."

by Karshner September 4, 2005

running a marathon

When you become extreamly intoxicated off of captin morgan and passes out in someones trailer. Then that person is awoken by his friends 3 hours later and goes snowboarding. This is know as Running a Marathon

"i wanna run a marathon" said bones

by beef April 17, 2005