Jerry Punch

A punch from a lame-ass person that just runs his mouth all day and doesn't do a thing.

Jerry threatened to "Jerry punch" me but he won't because he's a pansy.

by Jessi84 December 2, 2009

walrus punch

1.(n)- similar to donkey punch, this maneuver entails a homoerotic encounter between any animate male and a hugely obese man with a large bushy mustache, of course involving a stiff fist to the back of the head
2.(n) any physical violence to a large mustached fat man

"If I ever meet that Quaker Oat guy, I'm gonna walrus punch the hell out of him."

by little timmy September 9, 2003

fruit punch

womna having period; same as other. Please note creamed fruit punch, which happens when you top off the plate with cottage cheese(not real cottage cheese, dumbass)

wow. my slut was having her period and i knew just what to do.

by horny Abe February 4, 2004

Punch-Throat

A game that is sweeping the nation. It is currently the fastest growing sport in America with a 300% growth within the last month. The object of the game is to punch your oponents throat. For full rules check out the official facebook page for punch throat.

Person 1: Bro do you want to play Punch-Throat?
Person 2: Nah, I'm too sore from the last game

by Punch throater June 13, 2010

Donkey Punching

While getting the good succ, punch your lover in the back of the head repeatedly before unleash your fluids for a better experience.

I'm gonna donkey punch your sister.
That bitch up for Donkey Punching?

by Memer Meer April 21, 2018

zombie punch

is your last alternative when one is surrounded by zombies and their ammunition is depleted and they have lost any melee weapon they once possesed.

Bob executed a flawless zombie punch.

by SlayerPro December 29, 2010

falcon punch

falcon punch is the act of forcefully shoving your fist into the anus of something

Shouting falcon punch is optional but suggested

"Hey Billy get over here"

"yeah what?"

"go falcon punch that cow"

".... FALCON PUNCH"

MOOOOOOOOO

by littledude759 April 8, 2010