Loose hose pipe

Someone who is all over the place with work, life and relationships. A person spraying comments, emails and general bollocks to everyone with no context or intelligence.

Dave doesn't know what the hell he is doing, he is like a loose hose pipe spraying comments and total bollocks to anyone he meets.

by Weed wacker September 2, 2015

grievance pipe

Laying pipe to someone who is grieving and in an inconsolable state to make them feel better

Neej: Dude I just gave grievance pipe to my girlfriend

Ben: Ah shit what happened?
Neej: Her dog died so I wanted to make her feel better

by LopesUpBro! March 21, 2016

Bush pipe

A typical pipe used to smoke tobacco or green substance.

Yo bro pass the bush pipe

by Hairychawsack October 21, 2025

Oregon Fog Pipe

when you blow rapidly into a woman’s ass and fill it up to the brim and then stick the tip in, shoving the air so far up her asshole

Do an Oregon Fog Pipe for me rq

by enjdmfmskfkrr July 7, 2025

The Pipes

Seriously, shut up about the pipes.

Hym "If they had left the pipes in the ground... Would they have control over their own water or would Israel still just HAVE CONTROL OF THE UTILITIES OF ANOTHER COUNTRY... INDEFINITELY? And they 'haven't set foot in Gaza for years' but when is the last time Israel has shot Palestinian children without stepping foot into Gaza?... Let's see... September 22 Israeli snipers shoot 16 year old... That's in the jenin refugee camp though... Hold on... I'm seeing a general theme here. The protest and then snipers shoot a bunch of children. I found 1 from 2018 where someone in GAZA was shot by Israeli snipers. 2014 Israeli sniper admits to shooting 14 children in 1 day IN GAZA. I'm not too stupid. You're just being a Jewish stereotype. Deceitful, greedy. You can't say 'You haven't set foot in Gaza since 2005' if in several instances SINCE 2005 you have shot a BUNCH of children in Gaza, you control their utilities, you've shot a bunch of Palatinian kids in West Bank. I'm there's a lot here for meto work with. And now to claim that 'they're tossing civilians in front of my missiles guys!' Is ridiculous. You're ridiculous."

by Hym Iam October 15, 2023

Laying pipe

the act of sticking your hog into a swamp donkey

Person 1:Jack was laying pipe last night.

Person 2: idk what that means. My autism prevents me from understanding euphemisms.

Person 1: it's okay. He had sexual intercouse with someone with XX chromosomes.

by Omencaptains June 13, 2024

Pipe Lady

Noun: bawd (archaic) brass (slang) call girl, Turner to the core, Annette-on-roids, just like Damian, cocotte, courtesan, female Tin Man, fallen woman, fille de joie, harlot, hooker (U.S. slang) hustler (U.S. & Canad. slang) loose woman, moll (slang) pro (slang) scrubber (Brit. & Austral. slang) streetwalker, strumpet, tart (informal) trollop, white slave, whore, working girl (facetious slang)

Verb: cheapen, debase, degrade, demean, devalue, misapply, pervert, profane

(Adj-N) :

A person, who is characterised by being a fiendish sneak, malevolent to the bone, fully willing to forego all others for the delights brought to her by her dark master, Doctor Murdah. Such person will stop at nothing to get her soul quenched by the taste of crystallised amphetamines on her dry, misery expunging lips. Not house, nor home, nor family or children matter when the pipe lady is hungry.

Noun: to offer (a person, esp. oneself, or a person's talent) for unworthy purposes in exchange for some of what Daddy Doctor Murdah has been cooking.

1. Damn, Grundy! You are such a Pipe Lady these days. Have some sleep because you are going crazy again.

2. Hey shitty, does the Pipe Lady want a Pipe?
3. Hey look everyone! The Pipe Lady next door is screaming and hitting her kids again.

4. If you don’t sort yourself out, you’ll be dead in a couple of years. You don’t want to become a pipe lady like Kelley.

by Boomboomman2608 September 21, 2021