park water

Coined by Garrett Jackson and Harrison Chase. Used to describe a drink that is nappy. Inspired by the disgusting water fountains at public parks.

"Sup bro! Grab a natty ice!"

"Natty Ice? That's fucking park water man, I brought Great White."

by Cut to the Chase December 4, 2009

Park Jimin

makes straight men turn gay for a slight minute

“okay, i’m a straight man but Park Jimin is changing that”

by stanbtscowards June 18, 2019

Linkin Park

One of the best bands of 2000s. Extremely popular and influential. Known for being diverse and not sticking to one genre. All of their albums have their own unique style. Mostly described as alternative rock or nu-metal. Legends.

Person 1: Let's listen to some music. Do you like Linkin Park?
Person 2: Who doesn't? Great band.

by Brightsidetiff October 24, 2017

Highland Park

A small suburb in Dallas, Texas with a terrible sense of alienation and superiority. With a majority white, Christian, and wealthy population, a lot of people in this town are racist, homophobic, xenophobic, and outright judgy. The women alternate their attire between designer pant suits and expensive workout clothes. A lot of them minor alchoholics, they spend their nights at fancy charity auctions drinking and mingling with friends, tricking themselves into thinking they are doing something good when their fundraisers are elitist and pointless. The schools are the definition of rape culture where bullying and sexual assault are the norm. Teen girls are nothing but sluts while rocking the sparkly tube tops and miniskirts. Teen boys are complete douches who will use women like objects while wearing their $200 vineyard vines t-shirts. If you don’t fit the look as a parkie you will be bullied, assaulted, misused, and completely violated.

Yesterday I went to visit my cousin in Highland Park and I saw so many white pricks.

by bqueeeen June 1, 2019

park's closed

another way of saying "you're out!", "end of the conversation", "you're not welcome here", "you're too late", also can be said if a party foul occurs or generally when someone says something unnecessary

Mike: Hey can I still come to the party, I might be a little late.

Jeff: Park's closed!

by 1w2 September 10, 2009

Parking Structure

A weird name for a parking garage.

Kiel likes to hang out in parking structures.

by B.Squared May 31, 2018

parking pirate

Someone who refuses to pay for parking in a primarily pay parking environment, e.g. downtown in urban center, university, resident permit neighborhood. This person will circle until they locate an adjacent area with a few free parking spaces, and wait or circle the block until someone eventually leaves one of those few spaces.

I can never get a parking spot in front of my building because it's the one area downtown with free spaces, and there are always parking pirates circling the block--any open spaces are gone within a minute.

by JenDizzle March 6, 2012