parking pirate

Someone who refuses to pay for parking in a primarily pay parking environment, e.g. downtown in urban center, university, resident permit neighborhood. This person will circle until they locate an adjacent area with a few free parking spaces, and wait or circle the block until someone eventually leaves one of those few spaces.

I can never get a parking spot in front of my building because it's the one area downtown with free spaces, and there are always parking pirates circling the block--any open spaces are gone within a minute.

by JenDizzle March 6, 2012

Skid Parks

The smearing of poop left on the toilet seat after someone finishes defecating and does not clean up after themselves.

Dammit! I hate it when I need to take a dump and I have to clean up someone else's skid parks!!!

by hjelkaht March 3, 2011

park jobbed

when your looking for a parking spot, and just when you think you finally found a spot, you find that there was a motorcycle hiding behind other parked cars.

Billy thought he was going to get a good parking spot until he got park jobbed by that damn crotch rocket.

by loulemming August 3, 2011

Portland Park

a place were the kids of 5th - 15th ave in the city of Haverhill,MA find home and refuge.

"Yo, lets go to portland and smoke that bogie!"

"Portland Park"

by JOFAxxx November 6, 2011

Parking Tango

As you and another car drive up and down the lanes until a car backs out of a parking spot. Suddenly while you're at the opposite ends of the parking lot you lock eyes and begin the dance to see who gets to the spot 1st

I was late for work when someone backed out of a parking spot. Just then my eyes locked with someone else who saw the spot. Thus began the parking Tango

by ewanders1 September 1, 2011

South Park

The sound a fucktard makes as a totality spun moment; see also; fucktard, Melissa Mandala, Joe Biden; pelosi; and Obama phone

South Park x 3 in this city of Augusta, Godspeed.

by Tommygun45 January 21, 2023

Park Seonghwa

Park Seonghwa - an ethereal, surreally captivating angel, mistakenly fallen from heaven to bless our sinful souls. Can pull off a refreshing, sweet concept or a sinister, demonic one. Assiduous, focused, determined, Park Seonghwa is all you could ever want in a person. A gentleman whom of which never misses a chance to tell you how important and special you are, and how much he loves you. A phantasmagorical unearthly body that is too perfect for this world.

In conclusion, Park Seonghwa is perfect

Person 1: Have u seen Park Seonghwa in Paradigm? He looks stunning!

Person 2: Ik right? I'm blinded by his beauty<3

by urfavczenniestaymoatiny December 17, 2022