Toilet Paper

When the 2020 this was the most important item in existence. No longer exists.

You bro you got any toilet paper

THEY STILL HAVE THAT

by Cedscrub April 11, 2020

Read the paper

What you should do when you know regular media ( except radio and newspapers) will drive you off the rails

Don't listen to fox News or CNN, go read the paper.

by Sexydimma January 18, 2022

paper backing

to smack one's behind with a soft cover college textbook while they are on all fours

Billy: "Sarah's so kinky man, she's into paper backing"
Josh: "Which textbook did you use?"
Billy: "The calculus one, man"
Josh: "Hot"

by asdfmaker May 30, 2018

wet paper

pathetic and luigi

kieran thinks that stupid zombie song isnt sexy. he is a wet paper

by thezombiesfan229 July 20, 2023

paper

some thing you wipe your end with

I use paper to wipe my bum

by Lebas goofy ahhh March 5, 2022

Toilet paper

You shouldn’t be asking. But, in case of an emergency, just pop over to your local store so you can better relive yourself without having to EVER search online.

Where the heck is the toilet paper!?!?

by saoupmhaiies March 30, 2020

Paper Play

A sexual act involving paper or cardboard.

Male 1: Last night she did some "paper play", my shit doesn't feel the same no more.

by OiledUpFentHead August 19, 2024