One way phone sex consists of a person either calling another person or answering the phone while masturbating. Extra points are awarded if an outgoing call is placed to a friend's significant other.
Carly: I think Tom tried to have one way phone sex with me last night.
Sam: Why do you say that?
Carly: He called and said hello then just started to breath really heavy, but I hung up in time.
Sam: Why do you say that?
Carly: He called and said hello then just started to breath really heavy, but I hung up in time.
by big braddah October 13, 2012
When your phone is turned off for a long period of time then turns on, it starts to receive its texts, calls, and voice mails.
"Dude, my cell phone had cell phone constipation relief this morning after it died yesterday night."
by cooliopoolio July 07, 2009
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by The Beast (The Real One) September 16, 2020
Okay Class, who here has a phone.
*everyone raises hands besides you*
YOU DONT HAVE A PHONE?!?!?! LLOLOLOLLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
-This is an example of people without phones
*everyone raises hands besides you*
YOU DONT HAVE A PHONE?!?!?! LLOLOLOLLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
-This is an example of people without phones
by Batman33333 December 03, 2013
If you notice you gettin a little bigga in da game, and you aint robbin or boostin, you standin ova the stove like the chef in houston, then you need to neva talk on the phone. Slangin all day, and peiceing the ounce out, how ya gon be a birdman if you dont know how ta count..
YoungBuck-"They wanna know whos doin the yap yappin, so they tappin up the phones"
Young Jeezy-"We don' talk on the phones cuz it might stick."
Young Jeezy-"We don' talk on the phones cuz it might stick."
by Flyindabirdzovasea22 November 15, 2006
He got booked for 3 years in mariner jail for the possesion of a cell phone on mariners school country teratory.
by lolwut484793ue3j February 18, 2005
So basically Kiss me throuh the phone is song lyrics from the song " kiss me through the phone" :p by SouljaBoyTell'em and Sammie.
by Chuberty McChubz December 26, 2017