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Hef Day

The act of spending the entire day wearing the pajamas you wore to bed the night before. Usually associated with children, college students and the elderly.
"I was going run errands but decided to take a Hef Day and watch football."
by utlax October 18, 2011
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MMA day

Instead of boxing day MMA day is for all MMA enthusiasts, where we go and superman punch any WWE enthusiasts at every wallmart, or videogame store thats having a sale.

MMA day is meant for punching, kicking, guilatining, kimuraing, every god damn item on sale in the stores participating in boxing day
fuck dude i just got put in a kimura by some jacked guy at Zellers

Lets go MMA day all over that poor losers ass

Are you gonna buy me anything for MMA day? No deuche bag i'm not
by fancyfours December 18, 2010
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Futanari Day

Futanari Day is May 1st. On this day, everyone gets fucked by a futanari women whether they realize it or not. If you have a girlfriend, fiance, or wife, they'll become a futa.
Dale: Oh hey there, Diana-...why do you have a cock...?
Diana: Because it's Futanari Day sweetheart~
Dale:...oh. I'm not complaining one bit~
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VAGINTINES DAY

If you a single chick and on valentines day, 14th February, you are at home alone, sitting and fingering herself while crying, the chick is having a vagintines day with herself.
Oh shame, that woman sitting over there had a vagintines day the other week.
by RUGGA MAN September 23, 2010
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day wrecker

Any object/person/situation that can mess up your day.
Man, I didnt drink my double espresso in the morning. What a day wrecker.
by desi dunnit October 7, 2014
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Sexentines Day

People that get together on Valentines Day to only have sex.... A day based more on sex than love...Valentines Day booty call
He's gonna come over on Sexentines Day and we're just gonna fuck.

We celebrate Sexentines Day by fucking.
by kelredhed February 13, 2010
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Gist Day

A holiday celebrated on the eleventh of every month in honor of Gabriel Saporta. To celebrate Gist Day you simply wear a purple or red hoodie.
by bandanapanic February 23, 2008
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