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Cranberry blast

When a girl has her period and cums all over your dick
have you ever had a cranberry blast? It's tasty
by Tjsanallover October 7, 2017
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Pineapple blast

When somebody sticks a pineapple up their anus
Hey did you hear Bobby did a pineapple blase G:What

A pineapple blast they stick a pineapple up their ass
by BUBBLEloves June 22, 2022
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Flavor Blasted

When someone eats enough cheese flavored snacks to acquire a thick layer of cheese dust on their fingers and then smacks someone on the ass, leaving a cheesy handprints.
"Did you see Tina's butt??? "

"Yeah, she must have gotten flavor blasted by Jeremy. I saw him polish off a bag of Cheetoes a few minutes ago."
by CuriosaFatale March 5, 2018
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Brisbane Blast

The medical and sexual practice of anally penetrating someone who is constipated in order to induce defecation.
"Bro could you come over? I haven't crapped in 3 days and I need a Brisbane Blast"
by OldPublicFunctionary February 26, 2024
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Blasted

Having multiple Budweiser’s and cigs.
Ben got blasted while fishing with his friends.
by Bloop 1969 August 10, 2019
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Cock Blast

When a man shoots his cum out of the tip of his penis and his urethra expands. the cock blast usually lands on anus or tits.
Man Bobby, that cock blast you shot last night sure rattled my insides.
by bluke69 April 12, 2019
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Blasted clown

a blasted clown is a filthy dirty dumb ass fucking shit clown that really tries your patience at the very precise moment when you are having the worst day of your entire fucking life and things couldn't possibly get any worse until this dumb ass shit clown motherfucker came along. They just seem to come out of the woodworks at you when you are having a particularly miserable day and they just wanna make your life worse.
Whenever I have road rage it is usually because some dumb blasted clown got in front of me and I start shouting “Move you clown! Move you FUCKING clown!! Move you goddamn blasted clown!!! Move!, move!!, move!!!, move!!!!, move!!!!!, move!!!!!!, MOOOOOVVVVVVVVE!!!!!
by Bill Beef July 8, 2025
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