The Suicide Machines

Their name sounds like they will kill your family. They will not.

1: Whatcha listening to?
2: The suicide machines
1: Please don't hurt me

by subway572572 December 3, 2023

tea machine

When one pee's while simultaneously pissing out of ones ass

"Dude you fucked that toilet up!!"

"Yea bro as soon as I sat down, full tea machine..."

by Gabraham November 28, 2016

Ceez The Bowling Machine

Cesar Del Rosario is the Bowling Machine

Cesar Del Rosario is incredible and Bowling one might say he’s Ceez The bowling Machine

by Geez Machine June 24, 2021

dirty machine

Dirty machine has the worlds most gigantic cack. If you ever hear the words “Dirty Machine” fear for your life because it will come to an end shortly.

Kid 1: ayo dirty machine, you’re garbage at this game your KD is 3-2

Dirty machine: DIRTY MACHIIIIIIINNEEE

by Derrttty cack 707 April 30, 2021

Goose Machine

Male or Female person who sleeps around.

Your just a Goose machine ! , you know what i mean !!, Ramit !!! Ramit !!!! (generaly followed by a hi five)

by DavidCarr November 25, 2009

oral machine

The cleric. #NeverForget2018

We all want Oral Machine.

by ItWasTotally4 May 1, 2018

Whiskey Time-Machine

(Abstract/noun/adj/slg)- when you've spent so much of your life wasted on whiskey and alcoholic similes, you awaken one day to realize you are now 50 years old and your sweet children have grown to adulthood without your guidance or parental presence. No matter how bad you want to wind back the clock, the time machine has broken, and you are stuck in nightmare land.

Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Sam Fukkit stepped into the whiskey time-machine accelerator... and vanished. Oh boy.

by Whiskey Drinker Me September 8, 2020