Noob

A failure of a person who doesn't understand that people do not enjoy their company, and are too annoying and caught up in themselves to notice.

Ish: Omg, I have no time to do anything this week, I've got play practice - DID I TELL YOU I GOT THE LEAD, OMFG - but I have like practice everyday from 3 to almost 10 and idk it sucks so much
Kelvin: I love it when people complain about their lives. :3
Ish: ME TOO, WHAT A COINCIDENCE. We are like angel twins.
Kelvin: Ish, you are such a fucking noob.

by Neeinurface January 19, 2010

Noob

The Master of being a Noob or Bad at everything

you a Noob

by dawdwas May 14, 2020

Noob

What every 12 year old calls you as he's doing your Mom on Xbox live.

Player 1: Hi guys so the strat-
Player 2: That's why I did ur Mom, noob
Player 1: Oh great, another one of th--
Player 2: Noooooooooooooooooooob

by Sonterp May 1, 2019

Noob

Anyone without 200+ bones sitting in a back pack.

Fistan is a noob!

by Acklay May 31, 2013

NOOB

UR A NOOB CUZ U SEARCHED NOOB GET RECKT

NOOB.

ME: GET RECK

by SPELLKIDAMONGUSBACKWARDS August 29, 2021

NOOB

When whom is a noob, they get no more than 1 killstreak and you could never rely on such a person, TBH I say kill them all

OMG what a fu***ng NOOB kill him now!

by themissile14 June 6, 2015

noob

1. A newbie
2. A player who sucks at everything and calls the opposing team hackers

1. Vincent: Yo Tim, let's play some Overwatch!

Timothy: Nah dude, I'm still a noob, just play with Ben...

Vincent: He doesn't even fucking know what Overwatch is!

2. *noob gets 1 tapped in csgo*

noob: OMG WTF@!!!@! U FUK HAXKER U FUKC NUB GO PLYA MINCERAFT!!!! FUCKING 1 TAP HAX!!!11!!1

1 tap dude: u just sux admit it noob

by The retarded boy May 26, 2017