hurt locker

the designated person within a group of male friends who is given the important taste of taking (disarming) the grenade within a group of female friends

"Billy you are going to have to hurt locker the fat one."
"Hurt locker, there are 4 of us and only 3 of the 4 girls are hot, you're on duty tonight."

by The Real Hurt locker August 28, 2011

Hurt locker

1.An individual who is thoroughly skilled in taking down the unfortunate-looking girl of a group so that his friends may revel in the luxury of the other beauties.

2.The ultimate wing man

"Guys, we seem to have a grenade among those chicks - we need a hurt locker to diffuse it, quick!"

by tela34 April 28, 2010

Davy Jones’ Locker

where semen go to die. the small of a slapper's back, but can include her arse as well. often adorned with a tramp stamp.

wow, even the prosta-tots have a shag-tag on Davy Jones’ Locker now-a-days!

by bcoe January 31, 2008

lickedysplit

in a hurry, fast, soon.

i need those reports lickedysplit.

by idk im bored March 1, 2017

licked

to get robbed by som mu fuckas

yo dat cracka ass mufcka had a fatass wad on him and i told u i bout to hit a lick, so i scraped and licked that basketball eatin walrus ass mu fucka

by wolfpackkilla January 12, 2009

Locker Room Talk

1. Noun. A primary communication method of United States President Donald Trump
2. Noun. One of the dankest hardcore rave beats ever written, by God's gift to humanity, the outside agency.

Dude 1: Dude! We should totally go to some abandoned warehouse and listen to Locker Room Talk while getting plastered , loud enough that our ears bleed!

Dude 2: Fuck yea homeslice

by LivingDeadMemes September 13, 2017

Lickerrimming

A much used Irish verb meaning the gentle oral stimulation of the anus while reciting or moaning a lovely poem about the recipient.

Tracy was in paradise as John got her to new levels of extacy by giving her a good Lickerrimming "there once was a beauty from Dublin who was both gorgeous and bubbling. She was not like the rest, she put me to the test. She wished he did not have a tongue ring

by Dutch deviant July 11, 2012