Jordan 

Jordan is a big dickhead, but he is very loyal and is a great friend. He tends to be kind of weird and acts like dickhead towards everyone at times. People have a crush on Jordan but nobody knows why or how they do. He is also retarded in science and access.

“ Damn Jordan is in a dickhead mood today! ”

Jordan by peachydays November 23, 2018

Jordan 

A Gaylord who thinks they are cooler than they are. They get bullied by a lot of kids

Geez Jordan’s so stupid why does he keep talking and flirting with Kylie

Jordan by caturjfhfhfn November 28, 2018

Jordan 

She is such a fuckin ho, you’ll love it. Her boyfriend is a ho

Jordan has a tiny pinny

Jordan by 12345717481 November 28, 2018

jordan b smith 

A girl who WILL take your man: and a girl that can’t be replaced

You can’t do better than Jordan b smith

jordan b smith by Helloandbye445 December 7, 2018

Jordan 

Jordan is Jordan. Little Jordan gets friend zoned all the time, especially by guys that names start with F, and A. Her love life may not be what she hoped for, but.... thats it there is no but. Jordan if you're reading this, I love you and me and Adan may be your only love but thats okay. And... Well... IDK... CYA!!

Little Jordan
She got friend zoned today
Little Jordan
It hurt her to the bone you say
Little Jordan
What are you gonna do now
Nowww Nowwww
Shes gonna cry cry cryyyy
In the corner
Shes gonna cry in the corner

Jordan by ILoveJordan123 December 12, 2018

Jordan 

Jordan is a guy who is fucking not appealing to anyone! He is kinda weird but Megan is PERFECT for him because they are both pretty weird. They ALWAYS make out. It’s the cutest relationship ever and everyone ships it and they hate that. They both flirt SO much but they hate to admit that. They also fight ALL the time because Megan loves fighting and arguing with everyone saying she doesn’t.

Jordan and Megan are perfect for each other!

Jordan by #JordanAndMeganForever December 12, 2018

Jordanism 

Making loose arrangements with friends and cancelling at the last second depending on what the boyfriends doing

Looks like your're pulling a Jordanism

Jordanism by PrimalBeing December 21, 2018