Actin' Like Jackson 

Phrase used in response to one of your friends doing something so badass, that it reminds them of Andrew Jackson.

Donny: "Did you see what Ron just did?"

Jeff: "Yeah, he was totally actin' like Jackson."

Actin' Like Jackson by DreamerDemented July 14, 2009

Jack Stack 

A collection of pornographic magazines, typically located in the bathroom or bedroom that is used to visually aid the jacking off or masturbation process. This collection of magazines usually includes periodicals such as; Jugs, Beaver, Ass Jacks, Hustler, etc.

Wayne: Dude, you see the Jack Stack in Bruce's bathroom? Wow, impressive!

Frank: Yeah man, that was killer! I had to open them up and rub one off when I was at his house last week!

Jack Stack by Techsan93 December 9, 2008

Jack Boyd 

An expert of comedy. Kickass singer, actor, and guitarist!

"Where are my pants? Well, good sir. Where the hell are your pants?"- Jack Boyd

Jack Boyd by Chuckles McFlairnigan August 8, 2009

Jackalaka 

Used to describe an amazingly cool person in the south of England but refers to a moronic retard in the North, Wales and Scotland. Can be used to mean beer in Ireland and in most places of the UK

Person 1: How's your time in Manchester ?
Person 2: Fine apart from my new room mate is a complete jackalaka
Person 1: Thats a shame. Maybe you should throw him out the window whilst you sleep
Person 2: That's a bit mean. He isn't that bad a jackalaka unlike my classmate Jack.

Jackalaka by alip.21 November 27, 2009

Jack Broomell 

1. (V); The godliest of gods; The manliest of men; The Baconest of Bacon Strips. No one doubts that he is forever Broomelled; No one questions his ability to consume Bacon. Chuck Norris takes Broomelling advice from Jack Broomell. Ever been to the gym with Jack Broomell? He out Broomells everyone there, past, present and future. Everyone should aspire to be as Broomelled as this guy.

2. (N); Jack Broomell.

3. (N); John Broomell.

1. "Jack Broomell is my hero."

Jack Broomell by Simpsooooon May 31, 2011

Jack-Ass Jones 

Noun; Commonly a description of a person that is an acquaintance or someone you don't know very well but is truly a natural born asshole. Normally employed when speaking of someone who is more than deserving of being called a total f*#ing asshole but you won't dignify them by [even using their name.

Did you hear the way that Doctor A. spoke to that nurse? Well yes, agreed she is lazy heifer, but he is just another Jack-Ass Jones!!

Jack-Ass Jones by FlyGirl November 13, 2013

Jack Port 

Holy Fuck. I see a Jack Port and bust a nut. He is the thiccest, sexiest, best looking make around. If you are not gay, you will becum gay looking at him.

Man: "Jack Port"
*Both Men Die from jizzing too much*

Jack Port by Royal Writer June 1, 2018