by Last word April 20, 2018

by C0untry96 August 15, 2023

A gay male slides a slippery salamander down his pants
It tickles him he does a dance
He feels good inside so much so it puts him in a trance
Silly little salamander jumps onto his liver
His intestines, his appendix, his heart starts to quiver
But to his relief the salamander can’t go back into the river
He can never find him again no matter how much he ganders
This my friend is the fun house of salamanders
It tickles him he does a dance
He feels good inside so much so it puts him in a trance
Silly little salamander jumps onto his liver
His intestines, his appendix, his heart starts to quiver
But to his relief the salamander can’t go back into the river
He can never find him again no matter how much he ganders
This my friend is the fun house of salamanders
by dickwitcha June 19, 2022

"You screwed me over. Have fun in Mexico."
"Honestly I can't believe you cheated on me Have fun in fucking Mexico."
"Have fun in Mexico you asshole"
"Honestly I can't believe you cheated on me Have fun in fucking Mexico."
"Have fun in Mexico you asshole"
by havefuninmexico January 24, 2015

F is for friends who dont talk to you
U is for you're alone
N is for never having any fun at all all you do is sit at home!
U is for you're alone
N is for never having any fun at all all you do is sit at home!
by idkimboredhehexd March 5, 2019

by Coldtea September 20, 2019

by Emm96 November 13, 2017
