Jizz block

After you have jacked off you go to take a piss and you cannot or it is hard to push it out because the excess semen has caused a blocking in your penis.

Broman 1: Bro i have to take a pizz bro!

Dudeman 1: Dude umm..go dude?

Broman 1: Bro i can't bro it dosnt come out!!!! bro

Dudeman 1: Dude ahh shit dude i think you gotta jizz block goin on dude

Broman 1: Bro should bro i bro get bro it bro checked bro out bro bro!?

Dudeman 1: Dude dude, dude dude dude dude..

by SPsexyman555 September 28, 2011

choc-block

Preventing your friend from eating too much chocolate, which leads to break-outs, fat butts, and cottage cheese thighs.

Not to choc-block you, but do you really need that truffle?

by EmmaJean23 September 08, 2009

sauce block

When one gets blocked from pouring boisterous amounts of sauce from Arby's by another who cut in front or finished all the sauce...

While pouring crazy amounts of Arby's sauce and attempting grab one more sauce cup a girl cuts in front and pours her own sauce finishing the bottle. I yell at her saying "you just sauce blocked the shit out of me"

by zenetchasketch February 28, 2011

spock blocking

Introducing Logic into a conversation to counter an obviously asin9ine statement. Successfully.

'Man, I thought my argument supporting Arizona's immigration laws was valid. Until you pointed out that a law that circumvents The Bill of Rights for illegals, circumvents the Bill of Rights for us all. You totally Spock Blocked me!"-----Spock Blocking

by JudasCow June 14, 2010

cock block

1. Any article of clothing blocking access to sexual intercourse.
2. A persone preventing you from having sexual intercourse.
3. A mean name to call someone when they are doing something wrong.
4. shit dude i don't know

1. Your Pants are being a cock block.
2. Billy Ray Cyrus was a cock block.
3. You broke it you cock block.
4. person 1: "What do you wanna do?"
person 2: "Cock block"

by fallen_dopeangel November 17, 2007

cock block

Some one who will interupt you while being with someone else

Your Going to meet up with your Girl/Boy friend(just the two of you) and someone(a.k.a. the cock block) tags along

by Murdaa November 13, 2007

D Blocking

The act of being from the D block of Garcia Hall at NMSU.

Also involves yelling D BLOCK when you are in A-C patios, and as a response to any question or action. This response is unable to be beaten by any other response because of it's pure awesomeness.

Carlos-"D BLOCK!"
Gabe-"Dude be quiet"
Carlos-"Shut up, I'm just D Blocking"

by DBLOCKer24/7 August 20, 2011