I rememr

I want it up my butt

I was with my friend and I rememr

by Führer of germany January 1, 2022

i-Ready

The least effective way to make a student learn, and the most effective way to make a student kill themselves

Florida: oi lets buy i-ready
Governor: Ok, but not actually, let's trick the students into moving out of Florida so they can "get away from i-ready" and when they learn it's in other states they'll kill themselves.

by Its not Myapps, its Myassp. May 17, 2022

Tones and I

Tones and I is a celebrity who sings “Dance Monkey,” “welcome To The Madhouse,” and “Eyes Don’t Lie.”

I love the artist Tones and I!
Does Tones and I sings this?

by JJoJJoo May 18, 2022

I Garret

(Adj.); Used to call out a lie with the sense of disbelief; also someone who drives goid

Sup lime disease,you are fun. I garret

by Mr.Hornting is a Hornting December 15, 2021

I gotchu

Short for 'I got you"
A reassurance given when owed something, but likely will never get what you are owed.

Tom: You got that $200 you owe me?
Jamie: Man don't worry, I gotchu

by TylerRyan December 23, 2021

Arabella I.

The most precious, beautiful, intelligent, soft hearted, caring, sexy, cuteee girl you will ever meet in your entire life. I cannot stress enough just how absolutely beautiful she is. Her smile is unforgettable, and her body is perfect. She is the girl of everyones dreams, and I am so blessed to have her. I just want us to read this in like ten years and think "wow, we are married, thats so cool" Love you beauty queen, you're my beautiful.

Aria - "Dad, when did you fall in love with mom?"
Dad - "oh honey, I loved Arabella I. since the day we met"

by Glendale citizen January 31, 2022

i-Ready

A website created by the government to trick teachers into torturing their kids. The side effects of i-Ready are suicidal thoughts due to boredom. Another side effect is cringing because of how the characters try to be hip with the kids.

Teacher: How should we torture our kids on this wonderful day?

Teacher 2: I don't know, make them do 906 minutes of i-Ready?

Teacher: Great idea!

by amogusbruh21youstupid March 18, 2022