hooded beast

An shlong with major amounts of foreskin

That boy got a hooded beast

by Neckassnigga November 2, 2017

hood time

Describes a loose or perhaps non-existent schedule in which objectives are met under relaxed time constraints, usually give or take an hour, or maybe 6 if someone passes out.

I called Jessica this morning but she operates on hood time, so she'll probably be here after sun down.

by bazzlebabs July 14, 2018

Hood nightmare

A undesired situation for a man living in a lower income/less fortunate neighborhood where they are pulled out of there car while sleeping and there car is stolen.

Driz- yo I had a hood nightmare, they pulled me out the scat pack

7g’s- that shi actually happened to my ass back in high school, don’t fall asleep in them jawns

by Jamsheed the rpg god June 16, 2022

Hood drama story

You talk about old drama and beef but don't be disrespectful and mean about who you talking about and you say what you learned from the situation(don't be petty)

Hood drama story is about old fights and old beef how you overcame it(don't put messy people in your private stories)

by Sillyrabbittricksareforkids1 February 21, 2020

Hood Mutt

A female that uses promiscuity or other deviant actions to get ahead. A person that is loud and obnoxious and has no boundaries in regards to exposing their self for negative attention. They use catch phrases such as "Fleek and "Turn up." Wears too much makeup and over sized eyelashes. Advertises selling weave bundles, waist trainers and cheap "boutique" clothes.

Life changed for all Hood Mutts, when his wife won the lawsuit against her husbands girlfriend aka side chick aka hood rat

by J Howard April 17, 2015

Red riding hood

Red- Colour/ Emotion: Anger/Red Indian/Fake red dot on forehead.

Riding-

Sexual Act/Reliance on something for success or credit.

Hood-Clitoris/Suburb

“Red Riding Hood seeks refuge at Woy Woy”

by NSV1983 June 8, 2025

hood sex

Proceeding in sexual intercourse without kissing her/him

Damn bro I had the best hood sex with Kelsey last night.

by Lb14 December 8, 2022