Ma’am ham

Proper saying of older pussy

Hey you think I should give him my Ma’am Ham tonight?

by Leanie Meanie January 22, 2024

ham

A person who is easily manipulated, offers very little resistance to what someone else wants to do, and bends over easily. A push-over, a sucƙer.

-Jonathan is such a ham! When they whipped out a YUGE cucumber, he immediately surrendered his ɓutthole and said: "I would love to pickle that for you."

-Wow. What a push-over. Fucƙin Jonatham!

by Twaddleneck McTwatflaps November 3, 2025

Penta-ham

A biggby white-lightning with 5(penta) shots of espresso- and a redbull chaser.

Once you’ve had this wombo combo you’ll go ham on anything.
Bro, I’m draggin ass today, I have to go and get a penta-ham if Im gonna make it.

by Caffeinated Owl May 4, 2021

Ham

The best food ever invented by anyone ever

I would buy a crate of ham, but I can't.

by josherylemon February 20, 2024

Ham

The over-flowage of your stomach. Some like to call it a muffin top or a foopa. Black people tend to have this.

Curtis Jenkins owns a ham

by edwin pilego March 3, 2011

ham reconditioning

When faced with a loose pussy, simply shove a whole ham up there and then pull the bone out. Voila! Ham reconditioning!

George’s wife pushed out 5 kids so she desperately needed a ham reconditioning.

by Oliver Face January 6, 2021

Ham

A stupid person

He thought he was finna get 1000$ he’s a ham

by tsjayy August 31, 2023