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Xi Jinping has a small penis

What makes you think Piers Morgan doesn't have a small penis? His wife isn't "Taking a break" to NOT fuck a fat-cock.
Hym "Xi Jinping has a small penis. See? I'm not a plant. Not a Russian agent. Not a Chinese spy. If it looks as thoigh I am you have to remember I suggested bouncing my IP around to aviod detection. Some of these YouTube motherfuckers are paid plants though. Somebody needs to make an app like Newsbreak except for YouTube shills."
by Hym Iam April 22, 2024
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Someone that has farton as his or her last name

If you have or know someone that has farton as their last name, then they probably are a horrible "person" and touch kids.
Person 1: Hey you Someone that has farton as his or her last name
Farton: oh yeah I touchs kids.
by stranger.1 May 22, 2024
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Says the article. They're talking about how they called Scarlett Johansson and asked to use her voice so they went ahead and just... You know... Used a voices that is almost virtually identical....
Hym "Yeah, like... I don't know what part of 'THEY LITERALLY STOLE THE A.I.' You dipshits don't seem to understand. I mean, you let them steal my likeness... You let them steal A.I.... THEY JUST GET TO DO THIS NOW! You set a precedent by letting them do it to me. It doesn't matter that you don't like the fact that I would murder your kids for 3 slices of cheese and a diet soda... They get to take your likeness. They get to steal from you things UP TO AND INCLUDING THE LITERAL CREATION OF A.I. And now.... They can do THIS. See how that works? So, they steal ScarJoh's voice. Maybe they decide they want to do like a Cortana type thing and they want to give it a face... They got caught doing the ScarJoh voice... They'll have to be sneaky next time... So maybe some random model gets her face stolen. It's... I... Did I not explain this correctly? You see how that is entirely your fault, right? 'OpenAI has given away the game' is the name of the article. Look it up."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2024
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True love has no glove

It’s a phrase meaning that partners who are in a deeply committed and trusting relationship engage in an act of intimacy that doesn’t require using condoms, leading to an enhanced and more pleasurable sexual experience.

1. Skin-to-skin contact and increased sensation, giving partners the real unfiltered feeling of PIV like nature intended.

2. Fluid bonding, allowing partners to exchange their body fluids, sharing their DNA.

3. Deeper emotional connection because partners can actually feel each other.

In summary, you and your partner are taking your sex life to the next level…RUBBER-FREE ECSTACY!!! That’s the meaning of “true love” as part of the phrase because when you’re IN true love, you can MAKE true love.

WARNING:

I know this phrase may sound meaningful and inspiring to you but it doesn’t mean you can just go for it, you MUST take proper precautions beforehand. Answer these questions below:

Are you in a committed long-term relationship?

Have you and your partner been medically checked in order to know if you’re both clean?

Is your partner on birth control?

Do you trust your partner?

Does your partner trust you?

If your answers are all “yes”, then you can go for it!
James: "Hey Tom, my wife and I are gonna be making love tonight."

Tom: "Good for you, James!"

James: "But this time, I'm not gonna use a condom."

Tom: "Wow, that's awesome, you're gonna feel her for the first time!"

James: "I know, right? I talked to her about it yesterday and she agreed!"

Tom: "James, you know what they say?"

Both: "True love has no glove!"
by I.M. Abdullah February 17, 2024
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Ha Cha Cha

The famous slogan of Mickey Mouse's rival, Mortimer Mouse.
Pete is big, but now he's small, and this is how I'm gonna take it all. Ha Cha Cha.
by Jack the Weirdo Thing February 24, 2024
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