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Sarah: "Wow! He's hot!"

Mabel: "Forget it. He's bowling from the pavillion end."
by weeleydangle October 13, 2007
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blow job from hell

A Toribash move where the aggressor shoves his head into their opponent's crotch. At this point they can do one of two things:
1: Ram their head into their opponent some more
2: Slam their opponent against the ground

Both of these movements cause major dismemberment
Holy crap! You just got a blow job from hell!
by Quanto March 15, 2007
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to' up from the flo' up

Drunk and high...straight up. This usually occurs when one smokes a blunt directly after consuming a large amount of alcohol in a small amount of time.
Yo, yo, yo, yo......yo. I can't go to 7-11 yet because I am to' up from the FLO' UP. Goddamn, nigga, don't touch me.
by Douglas from Burnie August 3, 2007
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Finger jack from the back

The act of finger penetration to either the vagina or anus, while from behind. This can be accomplished standing, sitting, bent-over, or preferably while she's asleep with her back to you.
While my girl is blowing me in my lap, I like to finger jack from the back to pass the time. Then I cram my fingers up both of her nostrils so that she can smell her dirty ass all day long.
by Finger Maniac March 18, 2011
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There once was a man from Nantucket. Whose dick was so long he could suck it. While wearing a grin and wiping his chin if the roof had a cunt, he'd fuck it.
There once was a man from Nantucket. (Explained)

A man who was born and raised within the confines of the isle Nantucket which is located in Massachusetts. Was aware of his spectacular endowment and so therefore felt ambiguous enough to want to fuck his own ceiling whilst imagining it had a vagina to do so.

By,Mikelly.
by moekatoek March 23, 2021
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takes away from the table

Somebody you know who is so worthless that the maintenance of their acquaintance cannot possibly be justified.

Antonym of bring to the table, as in somebody who's existence is beneficial to society, as opposed to someone who drains the communal lifeforce from the world.
<Pointing at a serial killer/pederast/shitty president> That guy right there, he's such a douchebag, he actually takes away from the table.
by yoJERraps! September 21, 2008
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referenced from Sue Johanson

One of the worlds great historians giving us some tips. (Aka talk sex with Sue Johanson.)
Dude, did you see that last episode of Suzie Talk last night. Sue Johanson fixed my problem."Always use a condom" referenced from Sue Johanson
by jss26 June 2, 2008
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