Person I don’t like:hey
Me:👋🤦 ♀️🤦 ♂️“Slap”
Person I don’t like:why did you do that?
The principle:it’s “”Friday
Me:👋🤦 ♀️🤦 ♂️“Slap”
Person I don’t like:why did you do that?
The principle:it’s “”Friday
by Mariahh777 December 10, 2020

When Ice Cube, Chris Tucker and you smoke a fatass joint while eating up all the food in the goddamn refrigerator and then Send steals the chain your grandmama gave you
by UrmomISagoddamnhoe August 26, 2016

1. The last day of the working week whereby one elects to ‘work-from-home’, but ultimately achieves little to no work. An endeavour often deliberately, strategically and deceptively used to pursue leisure and laziness instead of occupational productivity.
“Geez, reckon I’ll chuck a Haig Friday tomorrow”
“I’m having a Haig Friday. My boss hasn’t got a clue!”
“I’m having a Haig Friday. My boss hasn’t got a clue!”
by Anonymous382047107492 March 15, 2024


by UGLYBADDESTBITCHTOOKYOURNIGGA September 29, 2019

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by Chicha chin June 16, 2017
