vexing me

Irritating, and annoyingly asking irrelevant rhetorical questions.

Boss: Hey, have you finished that report yet?

Me: Uh no.
Boss: But it's been 2 days. Get on it!
Me: WHY YOU ALWAYS VEXING ME!!

by ChunkyBrown May 1, 2016

Jazzin me

an old fashion subsitute for 'kidding me/bullshitting me'

guy 1: ok, so I'll sell you my 1992 honda for $20,000
guy 2: for that piece of shit? ya jazzin me.....

bob: hey dude, fred scored with ur sister katy last night
dude: what? nah...ya jazzin me

by BarbadosBoy July 6, 2009

tiger me

meaning 1: a term meaning to have violent, aggressive sex.
meaning 2: a sarcastic expression to turn the geeks of life on. inviing them to have sex

example 1: 'tiger me baby'
'oh yer baby thatsa the stuff'
example 2: 'yo jj lahirise TIGER ME'
'ok kattttt'
'calm down i was joking!'

by Trite June 10, 2008

it’s not you, it’s me

definitely your fault.

when an asshole doesn't take responsibility for his decisions he’s going to say “it’s not you, it’s me.”

by thisbitchisleftist September 3, 2020

took me there

When someone makes you very angry or upset, usually on purpose.

I thought we were cool, but then Joe started a fight with me over that girl. Man, he really took me there!

by TheConsciousnessEngineer December 23, 2020

lay me

making a layup on some one

playing basketball and you make a layupona trash talker you say ''lay me''

by sam_gup October 30, 2018

wuh'ant me

Used when someone is caught red handed doing something that they were not supposed to be doing; short for "wasn't me".

Judge, "How do you plead, guilty or not guilty?"

Defendant, "I plead wuh'ant me"

Judge, "We have video tape of you doing it, pictures, finger prints and an eye witness"

Defendant, "I don't know what you think you saw on the video tape, but it wuh'ant me."

by dell315 January 10, 2011