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dirty feather

When you don’t send the invoices on time.
Someone pulled a dirty feather and now all of the payments for this month are backed up.
by Indicacloudflower November 1, 2021
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Founding Fathers

The ones who did treason against england

The relevant statute is the sedition Act 1661, which states is a criminal offence
our founding fathers of the united states did treason
by JFK. November 15, 2021
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Steptic father

When you get your septic serviced and save the cumwad at the end of the flush, and impregnate your wife through a fingerbang with the other mans seed.
"She can't get me with child support, I'mjust the steptic father."
by TheDriverShotJFK August 15, 2021
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Steptic-father

When servicing your septic.. and you retrieve the last cumwad deposit in the tank, introduce it while fingerblasting your next partner resulting a pregnancy.
Noun:

Steptic-Father

Her: "babe, I'm pregnant!"
You: "impossible, I'm sterile."
by TheDriverShotJFK August 15, 2021
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co-father-in-law

Child-in-law's father.
My co-father-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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My Father

My biological parent. This individual likes to help others and read. This individual is a kind person. However, this individual also likes to comment on the physical appearance of the popular boyband, BTS, all the time. This individual claims BTS dress like “metrosexuals”, but are all secretly “lesbians”. This individual annoys me when he tells me BTS is a secret group of lesbians. This is because they are not, in fact, a secret group of lesbians. Also, the term “metrosexual” is offensive to both straight men and members of the LGBTQ+ community. If all of the BTS members were secretly lesbians, I would love them even more than I already do.
“Hey, My Father has a crush on Kim Taehyung of BTS.”
“Who doesn’t have a crush on Kim Taehyung of BTS?”
by ragazzaeatsthepasta December 15, 2021
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Finger father

The man who makes you food at work, makes you feel better about yourself, and supports you through your worst shifts. He saves your life on a daily basis.
"yeah bro, he's my finger father, I don't know where I'd be without him"
by Dock Daddy December 20, 2021
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