Scottish Finger

When you stick your thumb in a girl's arse whilst eating her out her cunny and squeeze one of her hooters with your free hand as if you were playing the bagpipes.

I gave that sweet lassie's teet such a firm squeeze while performing the Scottish Finger that Lord William Wallace, himself, would have heard her scream.

by Buttsecks4Ever! August 29, 2010

1 finger up

putting 1 finger up in photos is a way to communicate to people saying your a complete virgin and you have lice. You would also put 1 finger up to show that your a loner and your dating type is dudes with massive foreheads.

look at this post! She’s holding 1 finger up! shes gross you should unfollow her

by dj blitz April 24, 2022

fingerbang

What teenagers in the 80's did

Tommy fingerbanged me at the Debbie Gibson show last night

by diarrhea Jones December 14, 2013

Finger Paint

To finger fuck a blobbing biatch - useful if you have a taste for jam (see jam eater/s), or if you have run out of teabags and Dracula is coming for tea (see Vampires teabag)

"...To finger paint is not a sin,
I put my middle finger in,
your monthly blood is what I win,
I'm in your house now let me spin..."
From RHCP's Purple Stain (Californication, 1999 Warner Bros)

by Mr Blobby October 11, 2004

stink finger bingo

Stink Finger Bingo, is a game played by a gathering of people. Gender does not apply. Players are blindfolded and proceed by sticking their finger in a random ass. Next they must guess which ass they had penetrated with their finger through smell. If they guess wrong the process is repeated until a correct answer is given.

Bryan did not guess Brads stench in Stink Finger Bingo.

by you Know Paul January 8, 2006

finger fucker

One who practices in sexual activity using their finger. Either by giving the "two finger salute" or the "two in the pink, one in the stink" methods.

A finger fucker can fuck either males or females as both have pleasure holes.

OMG!!!! That chick tried to finger fuck my ass while sucking my dick!!!! She is a dirty finger fucker.

by Apples for the man January 13, 2009

Monkey Finger

When one wipes one's own ass and accidentally pokes finger through the toilet paper. Thus, the finger touches the poop causing a monkey finger.

Dude, I was wiping my ass and it went through the toilet paper. I got poop on my finger. monkey finger!!!

by Mckenneymc January 23, 2013