The act of offering one's seat on public transport (most commonly the Subway) to a lady who appears to be pregnant but who is, as it turns out, just a bit fat.
John: Excuse me ma'am I see you are with child may I offer you my seat?
Natasha: What, bitch? Are you fat-slapping me!? I'm gonna beat yo' sorry ass!
John: Fuck off.
Natasha: What, bitch? Are you fat-slapping me!? I'm gonna beat yo' sorry ass!
John: Fuck off.
by J-Sox August 2, 2009
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Get the fat chase mug.Getting super loaded and eating until u feel sick and bloated. Victim may appear white baked with 3 inches of belly protruding from shirt, followed by pants unbuttoned and zipper partially down.
by Joey Chris March 29, 2010
Get the Fat Baked mug.Verb. To carry out activities that may result in one's heine increasing in size, such activities include; eating large amounts of fatty foods, and sitting at home playing computer games all day.
John: I'm going to order 3 pizzas, then consume them all whilst playing COD4
Claire: Stop Fat Assing, you'll become a Fat Ass
Claire: Stop Fat Assing, you'll become a Fat Ass
by Dorrrraaaaaa July 1, 2009
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by Baedit February 4, 2016
Get the fat santa mug.A person who wears a beard with no mustache like the amish and is heavy and or obese in stature . Much like a beard president abe lincoln wore
My coworker recently shaved his mustache and kept his beard giving him the appearence of a heavy set abe lincoln or a fat abes
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