Ethan

he is the prettiest boy to walk the earth. one of a kind. whats not to love about him? he is just so adorable and precious and just such a sweetie overalllll !!! he is kinda dumb but he tries his best and always means well. great fashion taste. speaking of taste, he tastes really good too tbh. he makes me so horny and im always losing sleep over him. he is like cute but also soooo sexy ughhhhhh <3 the absolute love of my life. i could go on forever about you. i cant wait to be your husband baby. i love you ethan. <33

ughhhhh i love ethan so much <3

by ethan's micah :) March 27, 2022

Ethan 5000

Sucking a whole girls tit then getting to the tip and sucking a lot of it, then to bite it and rip it off and spit it back in her own mouth so she swalalows her own titty

Karen was on perks last night tripping her shit, she did the Ethan 5000 with me baby.

by Jon and a half June 24, 2021

Ethan mies

A true shrigma male. Will go to Taco Bell and actually order (crazy). They will then give him 311 sauce packets.

“I can’t believe that ethan mies actually went to Taco Bell.”

by Chase-2200 July 3, 2021

Ethan

Typically good dam faggot

Wow that must be ethan because he is going down on that guy.

by Continental Nova February 5, 2019

Ethan

is a dick head and lies about angie

also small pp

OH look at lil pp Ethan

by youngdaggerdik March 5, 2019

Ethan

A sexy sexy sexy sexy man who everyone loves. He is loved by everyone and everyone wants to make out with him.

Person 1: Did you see Ethan?
Person 2: Oh yeah I just wanna make out with him.

by bruhman6969 October 24, 2020

Ethan

Ethan's a really tall leftist skater boy. He's not very popular, and probably gets bullied but he doesn't care. He's really sad and horny all the time but it works out because he's pretty popular with the ladies. Ethan has a nicotine addiction and drinks too much monster energy. He also has a godly taste in music. He plays guitar and writes music but will only play you his music if he trusts you, which isn't very likely. Whether you like it or not, Ethan is cooler than you.

Chad: haha Ethan you fucking loser go write a song about cutting yourself or something emo trash
Rebecca: stfu Chad leave Ethan alone
Chad: *misogynistic comment*

Rebecca: you know what Chad we're breaking up I'm leaving you for Ethan
Chad: 😭😭😭

by cumslut collector October 18, 2020