These two are very dirty minded! They are perfect for each other! They are both extremely short and are great toe lickers. They will always have feelings for each other and will have trouble letting each other go. They should definitely date!
Person 1: Halle hammer and Dylan iverson are literally perfect for each other!
Person 2: I heard they were caught in the bedroom last night!
Person 1: Wouldn’t surprise me
Person 2: I heard they were caught in the bedroom last night!
Person 1: Wouldn’t surprise me
by Bob rickie May 25, 2022
Get the Halle Hammer and Dylan Iversonmug. 
Get the Dylanmug. by stidfife February 21, 2017
Get the dylanemug. by scottishrohankishibe November 11, 2022
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is one of those wanna be country boys who drives "daddys" truck, clapped out and pulls an invisible trailer behind his 90s model shit box chevy (sometimes a newer one). Usually out of a small town in western North Carolina (preferably hickory, NC)
Listens to rap, wears his hat barly sitting on his head and wears pants and cowboy boots even if it's 100° F out. Talks about how he can pull pussy but really he pulls dick more than a gay guy can.
Again SWEARS HE'S COUNTRY BY THE GRACE OF GOD
And can have a RR (rolling royalty) crew stickwe on his back glass
Listens to rap, wears his hat barly sitting on his head and wears pants and cowboy boots even if it's 100° F out. Talks about how he can pull pussy but really he pulls dick more than a gay guy can.
Again SWEARS HE'S COUNTRY BY THE GRACE OF GOD
And can have a RR (rolling royalty) crew stickwe on his back glass
Joe: You see Dylan over there?
Grant: Yea the dick head who drives the clapped out, imaginary trailer pulling truck. Yea i cant stand him he thinks hes better than everyone.
Grant: Yea the dick head who drives the clapped out, imaginary trailer pulling truck. Yea i cant stand him he thinks hes better than everyone.
by Yourmommastittie August 29, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. by ilovemichaelmajerski April 7, 2022
Get the Dylan Riskinmug.