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Toon Douche

Someone who conisistently makes fun of you and your Toontown lifestyle. They are inconsiderate of your feelings towards Toontown and could not care less. Often times, they are a close friend who does not understand the benefits of Toontown, cogs, gags, etc.
Lindsay is SUCH a toon douche, she always makes fun of me for playing toontown!
by jm6969 July 28, 2012
mugGet the Toon Douchemug.

Douche Cruise

An action done whilst operating a motor vehicle. On a Douche Cruise (noun), an individual or group(s) may have their windows rolled down while playing douchy music through their stereo on high volume - with full intent to attract attention to themselves. The Douche Cruise is usually performed in high-population areas in close proximity to other bystanders/pedestrians. The Douche Cruise is primarily done in vehicles thought to be “cool” or with significant modifications.
“Hey dude, let’s take your new whip on a Douche Cruise and pick up chicks!”
Look at that guy on a Douche Cruise, his exhaust is sick!”
by 4OH3 June 27, 2018
mugGet the Douche Cruisemug.

Douche Monger

An individual who attempts to buy illegal software at wal-mart.
That douche monger Az tried to buy a yahoo booter at wal-mart.
by Supadupapoopafly October 22, 2006
mugGet the Douche Mongermug.

douche-flute

A vape pen or any other vaporizer devices used by douche hipsters
stop sucking on that douche-flute faggot
by Zham0310 July 9, 2017
mugGet the douche-flutemug.

Douche Bag

A sports bag that has strings to tighten the top, used by kids who think they are gangsta or cool.
kid 1: why the hell are you wearing that ugly as douche bag backpack.
"cool kid": cas i look gangsta man.
kid 1: man im gonna beat your ass that shit is so ugly.
by Boeydude February 14, 2008
mugGet the Douche Bagmug.

douche bag.

by areyoucreepin? January 10, 2009
mugGet the douche bag.mug.

cranberry douche

a liquid concoction made of the acidic juice of cranberrys, mixed with vinegar and rock salt, that when loaded into a high pressure squirt bottle and fired into the enflamed vagina provides temporary relief and mild cleansing of said area
"melissa emptied every fruit market in town to mix up her cranberry douche, she went through 60 gallons of wine vinegar too, that bitchs dirty cunt must be on fire"
by metro anthony November 3, 2005
mugGet the cranberry douchemug.

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