dong kong

its a face of donkey kong but (cringey)

dong kong loool

by soouc June 3, 2019

Doong Dong

A very stupid individual.

Whadda a Doong Dong!

by Blat Tat Tat! July 7, 2019

James Dong

When you see James bond in a Cygnet

Let's watch james dong

by Mark1106 March 22, 2023

Ding Dong Postbox

The act of knocking on a Syrian immigrants door and shitting through the hole in their burka

I ding dong postboxed ms hosseini last night the cheeky slag

by R0_gUE January 25, 2017

Ding-Dong

Derived from the hybrid Greek-ali language this new age word “Ding-Dong” is used in modern society as a substitute to exacerbate an embarrassing moment, or a rudimentary act. This word is satirical in nature and should only be used in the appropriate setting.

SYNONYMS: Numb-knuckle, Nimrod, Half wit.

“ Stop trying to pull off wearing a turtle neck Seb, you’re such a Ding-Dong!”

by milkz.gone.bad March 18, 2022

Alpha Dong

The biggest dong out of the group of dongs

Riley Deihl has the alpha dong

by SomeViagra March 20, 2019

dong

A bong (weed pipe thing) that is shaped like a penis. D(ick B)ong.

1: Yo check out this cool dong! shows weed pipe
2: Hey that's not a penis! Or wait, is it?
1: It can be if you're brave... and it smokes weed. Two in one!

by Waddlez#3121 October 12, 2022