David Cumberland

David is a proper gay person who loves massive throbbing cocks up his tight wrinkly arse hole. His foreskin wraps round his waist almost 4 times as he grows it out. His tits dangle down to his big toe.

‘Did u hear that David Cumberland had an affair on his wife with his Uncle’
‘Ewww what a fucking gaybender’

by MyDadLeft8YearsAgo November 28, 2019

David Rossi

David Rossi makes the best spaghetti, I want him to cook of me!.

Person 1: see him? He cooks awesome spaghetti
Person 2: He's totally a David Rossi!

by Mommspencer.morgan April 10, 2022

David bennun

To have a very short neck

David bennun has a shorter neck than his 6 for friend

by Moshe lester April 29, 2021

David morrison

a david is a good guy but a david morrison is a snake

i thought he was a david but it turns out hes a david morrison

by JOSH WATT April 17, 2019

David Danton

a man that has an extremely huge dick and afflicted to Russian God Danton

David Danton a young man that's has a huge future

by Dr. Deumeh August 17, 2021

David Brandon

Douchebag; (also known as) The guy who runs childhood dreams into the ground

Bro: dude, toys r us is closing
Other Bro: yea it was that douchebag, David Brandon

by Ryan Peterman August 4, 2018

david peek

Being Dope. Having, and or obtaining dopeness, either casually or prominently.

David Peek is Dope.

by [e-mail] December 22, 2016