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Older Woman Dating

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Stephanesian Cheap Date

The bewildering and paradoxical experience when your fetching date impresses you with his/her sophisticated choice and knowledge of one thing, but then astounds you with a diametrically opposite lack of taste and knowledge in something else - often related to first.
Jennifer: "Hey Gerrard, how was that date you went on last night?"
Gerrard: "Urgh...it was the ultimate Stephanesian Cheap Date. She knew the difference between Argentine and French Malbec, but wanted it with Big Mac from the drive-through!"
by Tangerine Peel August 26, 2018
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A date with Kimberly Clark

A euphemism for masturbation.

Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.

Except in Canada.

Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
You want a date with Kimberly Clark?

No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!
by bitchuck September 9, 2024
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Blind Date

To have your dinner partner blindfold themselves while you spit caviar through a straw
"My date Bailey and I were set up on a blind date."

"Did it go well?"
"No, she said the caviar tasted worse than her ass getting rammed by a semi truck"
by That-Guy-Jerry December 16, 2022
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“date”

2 people who definitely like each other doing something that they like together with no strings attached. Usually for people who don’t believe in love or romance.
Oh ya, I had a “date” last night where me and that guy i like played video games…don’t know if i would date date him though lol.
by swesleyplays2229 March 12, 2022
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Pre-Dating

Talking to someone while also not talking to others and doing things couples do, but you're not dating.
Me and her are pre-dating.
by Abrein March 11, 2020
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