by retrded man March 18, 2025
Get the Older Woman Datingmug. The bewildering and paradoxical experience when your fetching date impresses you with his/her sophisticated choice and knowledge of one thing, but then astounds you with a diametrically opposite lack of taste and knowledge in something else - often related to first.
Jennifer: "Hey Gerrard, how was that date you went on last night?"
Gerrard: "Urgh...it was the ultimate Stephanesian Cheap Date. She knew the difference between Argentine and French Malbec, but wanted it with Big Mac from the drive-through!"
Gerrard: "Urgh...it was the ultimate Stephanesian Cheap Date. She knew the difference between Argentine and French Malbec, but wanted it with Big Mac from the drive-through!"
by Tangerine Peel August 26, 2018
Get the Stephanesian Cheap Datemug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
Get the Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles And Angelina Jolie Voight Used To Actually Datemug. A euphemism for masturbation.
Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.
Except in Canada.
Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.
Except in Canada.
Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
by bitchuck September 9, 2024
Get the A date with Kimberly Clarkmug. "My date Bailey and I were set up on a blind date."
"Did it go well?"
"No, she said the caviar tasted worse than her ass getting rammed by a semi truck"
"Did it go well?"
"No, she said the caviar tasted worse than her ass getting rammed by a semi truck"
by That-Guy-Jerry December 16, 2022
Get the Blind Datemug. 2 people who definitely like each other doing something that they like together with no strings attached. Usually for people who don’t believe in love or romance.
Oh ya, I had a “date” last night where me and that guy i like played video games…don’t know if i would date date him though lol.
by swesleyplays2229 March 12, 2022
Get the “date”mug. Talking to someone while also not talking to others and doing things couples do, but you're not dating.
Me and her are pre-dating.
by Abrein March 11, 2020
Get the Pre-Datingmug.