Sweet Briar College

Virginia's finest.
Smart and Sexy since 1901.

The Commonwealth of Virginia is building a highway. Sweet Briar College is building womens' lives.

by Purplegoldpinkngreen08 December 15, 2004

King's College London

King's College London, is one of the oldest, and most respected university institutions in the UK. 'KCL' or 'King's' as is better known, was founded in 1829 by King George IV and Arthur Wellesley - Duke of Wellington, making it the fourth oldest university in England. It is consistently ranked within the top 25 universities in the world, and lays claim to 10 Nobel Prize laureates amongst its alumni and current and former faculty.

EXAMPLE #1

Person 1: 'I got into King's! So relieved I didn't end up at UCL!'

Duke of Wellington: 'I must congratulate you on that, your hard work has spared you the horror of an education from that godless institution on Gower Street!'

EXAMPLE #2

'I am applying to King's College London to study Medicine. But why are you applying to UCL? King's is FAR better! We even have a lion named Reggie, and those half wits from Gower Street have tried to steal him many a time!'

by Quattro Colori October 14, 2011

Agnes Scott College

A small but highly-ranked liberal arts women's college on the outskirts of Atlanta. Its beautiful campus, Ivy-educated faculty, and low student-to-professor ratio attracts smart and ambitious women from all over the world. Of course, the high price tag and inevitable stereotypes, such as everyone's a lesbian or a wealthy senator's daughter, may deter a few.

Missy is a senior at Agnes Scott College pursuing a double major in art history and biology with a minor in French. She spends her weekends drinking with her boyfriend at Georgia Tech after a sleepless week of working at her internship and arranging club activities during the few moments not spent studying in the library.

by graduating senior December 14, 2008

Pacific Union College

A small, private liberal arts college in the Napa Valley with around 1,500 students. Known for its 100% acceptance rate into Loma Linda University, and its prestigious reputation in academics, leading to its high rankings by U.S. News and World Report.

The students here are generally very motivated, and the ladies are very attractive. A high percentage of girls here are sluts who can be banged quite easily. There are lots of asians, latinos and whites. Not so many blacks.

I met this girl in at the bar, she was really hot, but wouldn't say much. After we finally got talking, we went and had the night of our lives! She went to Pacific Union College.

by dondondondon July 27, 2011

Centenary College of Louisiana

A school where all the ugliest girls and the socially awkward attend in hopes of one day being accepted by their just as ugly peers

"Damn that girl is ugly!
"She must go to Centenary College of Louisiana"

Guy1: "Dude, I got accepted to Centenary College of Louisiana!"
Guy2: "Good luck with that"

by Jam and Sigur August 20, 2012

Chaminade College Preparatory

Chaminade College Preparatory is a high school in southern California. While Chaminade freshmen start out lost and confused, carrying their expensive laptops around and avoiding the opposite sex, by senior year it is standard to spend every Friday night getting trashed with 90% of your classmates. Chaminade students can frequently be seen around the San Fernando Valley driving daddy's two year old, and thus discarded BMW. Chaminade students look down on public school students, as they should, because despite the rich kid cliche, Chaminade students are intelligent and successful, and get into colleges based on merit, rather than by the aid of a trust fund (see Oaks Christian High School). After four years of hard work, it is understandable that its upperclassmen should feel the need to let loose. Students are divided into two categories, very good looking, and frightening. The two groups are generally never seen together, and it is very uncommon to see mixed couples.

Victim of public education: Where do you go to school?
Chaminade college preparatory student: Chaminade
Victim of public education: HA, you mean SNOB-INADE
Chaminade student: It's okay, I have more money, more college acceptances, and good looks

by chaminadesocal September 27, 2009

Mary Baldwin College

MBC girls are as classy as they come. This all womens school is in Staunton, Va where all there is to do is go to Wal Mart and shop at the boutiques in downtown. The Stauntonites often refer to MBC as "the ivory towers of arrogance." MBC is known for its old traditions, its most popular is Apple Day, which is just an excuse for a carnival and no classes. More importantly Apple Eve is the wildest time of the year. These girls are known for being the most stylish in the Shenandoah, often wearing Polo/Lacoste/and Lilly. Now that diversity plays a part of MBC, students use this as a way to show their differences in culture and interests in the way they dress, the activities they are involved in, and their weekend activities. Most students frequent JMU, UVA, Tech, VMI, and HSC. Or you can find them at one of the raging house parties, which often have wild themes. These girls know how to party and can drink most guys under the table, after all the schools moto is "work hard, play hard" said by their last President. During the week, they do nothing but study and attend meetings, since it is a student run campus, but come the weekend, any guy can find some fun with these wild girls. These Squirrel girls know how to uphold the Southern standard and wear their pearls proudly, just dont challenge them in a game of beer pong! After all boys...all they want is a rich husband anyways.

MBC is not a girls school without men, its a womens college without boys!

VMI Guy: I wanna get some.
MBC Girl: Well dont look here honey, you better try Sweet Briar for that.

by MBCROCKS! October 28, 2004