A chris wood is someone who demonstrates the audacity of a bullfighter by pulling big dangerous tricks on a skateboard.
by onebrother January 21, 2008
Get the chris wood mug.A hilarious gay Youtube star. Became famous after his 'Leave brittany alone!' Video, in which he cryed and yelled at brittany haters, who were bashing brittany's VMA comeback performance. Honestly thinks he's female. Usually draws disgust from viewers, but also draws laughter.
Public enemies with Perez Hilton.
Public enemies with Perez Hilton.
Person 1 (Chris fan): Did you see Chris Crocker's new video on youtube?
Person 2: Yeah, what a flamer.
Person 1: I'm gay.
Person 2: Ew, wtf??
Person 1: -Kills person 2-
Person 2: Yeah, what a flamer.
Person 1: I'm gay.
Person 2: Ew, wtf??
Person 1: -Kills person 2-
by orgasmicforyogos May 13, 2008
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Solid chris: nooooo!!!
Solid chris: nooooo!!!
by Boridge December 31, 2022
Get the Liquid chris mug.Similar to a john doe, a counterfit chris is a person who typically counterfeits small bills and spens them at convienent stores or fast food resturaunt.
Cop- I dont know we have a Counterfeit Chris running around town spending all this fake money we have to find out where its coming from.
by Mr Shipsey Johnson September 25, 2009
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by The guy who likes pickles April 10, 2021
Get the Chris Windom mug.A Chris Hug is when a male gives you a long, slow, awkward hug while he strokes your back, ever so slightly humming into your ear with apparent pleasure. May be confused with molestation.
"Oh my god Sammi, he gave me a Chris Hug and I felt like I was being seriously molested."
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"If he held that Chris Hug one more second, I was gonna knock him the fuck out!"
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"If he held that Chris Hug one more second, I was gonna knock him the fuck out!"
by HedgesLikesToFap December 7, 2015
Get the Chris Hug mug.Cringy ass gay redneck, big black dicks lover. That gets rejected by every single girl in school and town and hasnt even got his first kiss. Reason why he became gay and loves to get raped
by Shadow15254 April 7, 2017
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