limpy card

limpy is a term of consent, if you give someone a limpy card, you essentially just saying, hey do whatever you want with me and my body I
don't care.

Hey I love you soo much, can I have your limpy card??

by Duckyioi May 14, 2023

green card daddy

Older man who marries much younger immigrants

to arrange getting a green card for sex

My green card daddy is making sure I become a citizen

by BIGDAN December 24, 2022

$19 Fortnite card

The $19 Fortnite card grants the user 2800 v bucks inside of the game Fortnite. This currency can not be used in other forms of payment.

I just picked up the new $19 Fortnite card time to get some new skins!

by Cheerios January 4, 2023

The no card

The no card - A card so powerful you can't do anything, whatever you do is instantly blocked by the no card.

The no card - A card so powerful you can't do anything, whatever you do is instantly blocked by the no card.
"You can't run because simply just no"

by DONOVANdev123 January 13, 2023

Eat the red card

When an individual is completely refusing to follow the rules or acting in a completely irresponsible manner, usually with no respect to the outcome.

Derived from a Jordan Holmes story of a soccer playing committing an offense, receiving a yellow card, eating said card, then receiving a red card for eating the yellow card, and finally eating the red card while being ejected from the game.

Lawyer 1: "Oh god my client is refusing to hand evidence over to the state, he is destroying any chance of winning this case and I might be sanctioned over this."
Lawyer 2: "Your client is really trying to eat the red card on this one."

by coystags August 25, 2023

Med Card

A medical marijuana card. Often used to refer to a medical marijuana card that is obtained solely for the purpose of obtaining recreational marijuana if you are under 21 or live in a medical only state. A med card may be obtained by claiming to have anxiety, trouble sleeping, and similar conditions.

I told the doctor that I was getting anxious and he gave me a med card. Let's go smoke!

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 5, 2023

Trump Card

A secret advantage you have that when used, will get you what you want or need.

Mike's boss refused to promote him, so Mike played his trump card. He had a collection of recordings of the boss demanding sexual favors from female employees which would be sent to HR unless he was given the promotion.

by TommyNoleBuc July 17, 2023