cheese monger 

a bitch, whore, slut, ass-wipe, bastard, hoe, punk, etc..

patrick your a fucking cheese monger, you bitch

cheese monger by Nick . July 11, 2006

cheese whiz 

A cheese whiz is the process of farting when you pee. Generally due to the natural relaxing of muscle tissue in both the rectal region as well as the anal region during urination.
Also spelled as: cheese wiz

Generally when I pee, it's a cheese whiz. I am frequently complemented as being on key as a tenor when this occurs around others. I can produce 1 pint and 2 bars at D Minor seventh simultaneously.

cheese whiz by Big Ed Moustapha August 14, 2010

Cheese Girl

Ridiculously Irrational

Another term that originated in Creston, Iowa. (see: nelphie) Something you call your friends when they're being lame and nerdy, and don't want to go out and have fun. Instead of taking a shower and leaving the house, a Cheese Girl will sit around in a wifebeater and boxers all day, playing rpg videogames and watching episodes of Friends on dvd with the shades drawn and lights off at 2 in the afternoon. When they pair up, one Cheese Girl will watch the other play videogames for hours, only stopping to talk about games or go to sleep. If at any time you mention sports, or interacting with public, the Cheese Girl will become defensive and spiteful, calling you stupid for suggesting something so bizarre.

Variants: Cheese Gay, Cheese Face, Cheese Ball, Cheese Nerd, Cheese Whore, ...

Guy 1: Hey man you wanna go to that party tonight?
Guy 2: No why would I? I gotta beat this quest on Oblivion.
Guy 1: You're a cheese girl.

Cheese Girl by Eric T July 20, 2008

cheese pistol 

Someone who is just so damn cheesy they can't stop the cheese shooting out of their mouth.

Who's that guy who hosts the mad mad world of sports?
Dunno but he's a fuckin cheese pistol

cheese pistol by kiwicito October 3, 2004

cheese bender

simple term for the dirty frog fuckin, snail shaggin french fucks

jump on the eurostar a smash some cheese benders

cheese bender by Jimi and Bowker December 25, 2007

cheese pocket 

foreskin flap which holds the cheese of the uncircumsized penis. foreskinmudflapdick comb

She was teabagging me and then she started chimp munching my cheese pocket.

cheese pocket by echo7 February 16, 2008

cheese and daps 

A form of greeting, usually when assiociated with a hand gesture.
1. move fingers while keeping hand steady, now touch friends fingers.
2. a fist pound

"Sup brah, let me give you some Cheese and Daps"

cheese and daps by DickieG June 26, 2005