In the States, the US Coast Guard; a loose collection of brain-dead automatons dressed in Air Force uniforms with different ranks and rates, who occasionally ride around in government-owned boats, ships and planes writing tickets for not having enough life preservers or a first aid kit, but who do nothing when the County Commission's charter boat is dragging anchor on hard bottom and tearing up the reef.
Outside the States, various national coastal defense forces tasked with maritime safety and law enforcement.
Outside the States, various national coastal defense forces tasked with maritime safety and law enforcement.
'Dude, I got pictures of that snorkel boat draggin' anchor on Cheeca Rock!'
Man, you should put 'em on a thumb drive and give it to the Coast Guard!
'The Boat Nazis? Gimme a break, dude; they won't do a thing.'
Man, you should put 'em on a thumb drive and give it to the Coast Guard!
'The Boat Nazis? Gimme a break, dude; they won't do a thing.'
by Cpt. Steve August 20, 2012
Get the Boat Nazismug. a treesh on a boat is a when a treesh (commonly paraphrased to a cheating whore), is caught in the middle of a group of guys who have extreme sexual urges towards her. She is in a relationship but is "on a boat" from her floating around from homie to homie within the group. The most alpha in the group will crack her at the end of the night and thus put an end to the treesh floating around and toying with the boys.
Oh my god, look at Katie over there. She's in relationship and talking to all those guys so flirty. She is acting like a total treesh on a boat.
by PocketPahouds July 22, 2025
Get the treesh on a boatmug. Pocahontas's boat is a canoe like structure you must pass out of your digestive system when too much food has been eaten .These turds are long with a primitive carved wood look .often pass with out pain as are streamline to travel through water .
by T4pedro June 27, 2014
Get the pocahontas's boatmug. by g to da b May 10, 2009
Get the Boat Outmug. When two heterosexual males come to an agreement to have sex with each other if no other options are available. It's not gay if it's between you and the sea.
by AubergineMachine April 14, 2023
Get the Co-own a boatmug. Being under the influence of a depressant (IE Alcohol) and needing to quickly pick yourself via a stimulant (IE Cocaine) up for a particular reason.
When Capt Witt in Flight needed to appear for a NTSB board hearing after a massive hangover he used a banana boat to get himself ready.
by Wordwizz February 6, 2022
Get the Banana Boatmug. by bheck70 August 19, 2012
Get the ski-boatmug.